Thursday, September 20, 2007

12: intro to The Book

"Pardon me homies, but it is I who wrote The Book,
also known as The Book of Answers,
and there was indeed only one printing of it.
However, anyone claiming to have,
or in some way destroyed,
The Book, is straight-up LYIN'!!!
Cuz I myself burned it seven years ago,
and all that remains is one single page,
which i admit could be anywhere at this point in time.
I hid that page on campus one year ago this very Halloween,
for i sensed that [it] is a dwellin-place
of the noble and elect of intellectual beings,
and i knew that this must be the place
for The Lost Page to be found.
By now, anyone could have gotten it,
and it could be anywhere.
I'll write more about The Book and The Lost Page in my blog later. "

Sunday, September 9, 2007

ELEVEN: I'm not writing this blog right now

i can't,
& haven't been able to
post in this blog for a looong time
because i've been hiding
in a game of hide-n-seek with the men in the white coats.
So that's why i'm not typing anything up right now.
We're almost done, tho,
so i'll catcha soon,
then i can say "hi" and "wazzup homeys" and fun friendly things like that.


-AtomiCobra

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

10: fuh-neh-tiks

shu shu shu shu -- zhu zhu zhu zhu
chu chu chu chu -- juh juh juh juh
sit sit sit sit -- zit zit zit zit
thin thin thin thin -- then then then then
fuh fuh fuh fuh -- vuh vuh vuh vuh
tan tan tan tan -- Dan Dan Dan Dan
pit pit pit -- bit bit bit
king kong
gong
mih mih mih
nih nih nih
rah rah rah
la la la
wah wah wah
hah hah hah
aye ee eye oh you
ahh ehh ihh o oo
' ' '
! ! !

-AtomiCobra

Monday, May 7, 2007

N!NE: a short post

Finals are too much trouble;
ima drop out now.

-atomicobra

Saturday, April 21, 2007

8: ∞

10-∞ =? 0

0.00000(infinite amount of zeros)00001

if you have 0.0000 followed by an infinite amount of zeros, before the 1, do you ever get to the 1?? if so, then 10-∞ does equal zero, or at least extremely close to it. and so it would seem logical that if you devide a number by infinity, you'd also get zero.
thus:


(let N = any positive real number)

∞ * (N/∞) = N

N / ∞ = (N/∞)

N / (N/∞) = ∞

N ≈ 0




N / 0 = ∞

N / ∞ = 0

∞ * 0 = N





Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Sev-wen: HOY, GOY!!!

GOY!!! the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy," goy--
wants the goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to pay
the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy,"
25 cents, goy, each time the goys (who like to say "goy," goy) say "goy,"
and the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy," goy,
hears the goys who like to say "goy," goy, say "goy," goy!!

GOY! now this goy (who likes to say "goy," goy) is gonna havta pay
the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy," goy,
25 cents, goy, for each time this goy (who likes to say "goy," goy) says "goy," goy!!

GOY!! that means this goy (who likes to say "goy," goy) ,
who already said "goy," goy, 53 goy times, goy,
hasta pay the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy,"
a total of 15 goy bucks, goy!!!

GOY!! make that $15.75, goy!! ahhhh gooooyy!!
$16.25.
Goy.


Goy: a word that's a cross between "guy" and "boy," pronounced like boy, except with a G.
Here's what i just said with substitutes,
so you can understand it better:


DUDE!!! the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy," dude--
wants the boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to pay
the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy,"
25 cents, dude, each time the boys (who like to say "goy," dude) say "goy,"
and the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy," dude,
hears the boys who like to say "goy," dude, say "goy," dude!!

MAAAN! now this boy (who likes to say "goy," dude) is gonna havta pay
the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy," dude,
25 cents, dude, for each time this boy (who likes to say "goy," dude) says "goy," dude!!

DUDE!! that means this boy (who likes to say "goy," dude) ,
who already said "goy," man, 53 goy times, dude,
hasta pay the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy,"
a total of 15 gay bucks, dude!!!

MAAN!! make that $15.75, dude!! ahhhh maaaaan!!
$16.25. Maan.


does that clarify it some, goy?

that'll cost me 22 bucks, goy.

and i ain't payin' either. goy.

GOY!!!


-AtomiCobra

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Sx: happy time

wellll, i haven't written in awhile,
and the munkey sez i should write,
cuz if i don't right away, then...
well, let's not say right now,
just, it isn't as pretty as Britany Spears' hair.
I don't have anything to say,
but i guess i'll say it anyway
like i always do.
So anyway:
i guess i'll start by explaining Happy Time some: for Happy Time,
they give you a shot and it makes you calm,
placid,
and content. It stops all your fun
cuz you're not hyper or excited anymore. It's awful to have your fun taken away.
(that was draining just to write about)
whewww...i hope you're happy now--
now that you know what Happy Time is.
You better be.
So there.
But if you wanna know ANYTHING else,
ya gotta ASK!!!
(and put Q at the start of your comment,
so i can find it amongst ALL the heaps of comments i got)

ICE IGGY!!!!


-AtomiCobra

Five: Questions wanted!!!

I don't got anything to write about but i will anyway.
The only exciting thing i did today
was doze off thru most of Obey-ing Rules and Authority.
Anyway--something i'd like to do is answer questions.
I know i don't likely got any audience yet,
but ask me anything,
and when i got enough i'll post an answer blog.
But i'll go ahead and do one i'm sure you'll wanna ask:

Question:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
A woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
IF that woodchuck could chuck wood.
duh.

Next question my psychic abilities tell me you want answered:
Q:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A:
The peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
were, by Peter Piper's Pech brother Peck
puked by the pike near Pike's Peak,
then picked up by backpacking Pack Packrat

who, picking up the peck of puked pickled peppers,
packed them in their backpacks and dufflesacks
and pocketed the pickled peppers that passed
thru the cracks of the dufflesacks and backpacks

then Pack Packrat, with the peck of pickled peppers,
(puked up by Peter Piper's Pech brother Peck)
backpacked down the pike near Pike's Peak,
and the puked-up pickled peppers were picked

as the prized pickiest-person-pleasing peckings--
and that's what became of the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

(i created all the answers myself!!!)


-AtomiCobra

Friday, March 30, 2007

Four: Genius time!!

I had a genious idea today.
I decided to be like Ben Franklin,
so i was gonna fly a kite in a storm
with a key on its string
to detect electricity,
but i didn't have any of those.
So i took my shirt off to be the kite,
and i held onto the sleeve
(it could be the "string"),
and i held a key in my other hand.
Then i ran around outside,
waving the shirt around in the air behind me,
hoping to attract some lightning.
Unfortunetly i never detected any electricity.
Ben musta been wrong--
the experiment wasn't repeatable.
So i stood out there in the wind
highly disapointed,
then i got another genius idea:
i could look for tornados instead!!
So i grabbed my cammer-ater,
jumped in my Porsche 969,
and skidded off.
Well...i wasn't very successful there either.
So then i started losing all my ambition,
and i actually started looking forward to Happy Time.
That just shows how discouraged i was.
But then, i rescued my soul;
i could go back to the...
...School...
and aply some of my newly learned skills
from Socializing!!
So i rushed back
(those cars with the pretty flashing lights were a little annoying),
pulling into the parking lot,
parked,
found a group of people,
and...
played:





BUTTON-
BUTTON-
WHO'S-
GOT-
THE-

BUTTON ! ! ! ! ! !



Yah!!!!
I'm great at my new skill of Socializing!!!
I think i should try it more often!!


-AtomiCobra

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

3 -- Sneaking Out

hello
it's me again.
well...
so, like, i'll tell you about my latest exploits during Nap Time.
So i been sneaking off and nicking chemicals from the Lab.
I already got some H2 hidden in a drawer,
in a plugged tube thingy.
Recently, tho, i've been trying to find a stronger Molarity of H2O2
cuz all i got so far is really weak
and i can't bleach my hair very well with it.
I tried a few times,
but i think it just isn't strong enough.
Let's see...
oh yeah,
i also want some of that chemical that's a catalyst
in the decaying of H2O2 into H2O and O2
so i can get oxygen.
But that's just an extra use of the hydrogen peroxide
that'll be left over after i bleach my hair.

Anyway, during the last Happy Time,
i escaped!!
I turned invisble,
went thru a wall,
and flew up to the top of the building,
where i waited until it was almost over.
That's the good thing about being new:
you can sneak off without them noticing.
well, i gotta go,
the Monkey's kinda jumpy today,
and is screaming for me to hurry and end
so bye


-AtomiCobra

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Second Post -- My Campus

I named it Max
but my teacher said it was a tree,
and also that some people would argue it was a bush,
cuz it was kinda small.
She axed us what we'd do if she told us it was a geraffe.
She says if we grew up being told it was a geraffe,
that's what it would be to us.
I'll still always know it as "Max," tho.
Anyway, "Socializing" is a fun class.
It's hard tho.
Cuz you have to talk to people.
The worst part of the day, tho,
is "Happy Time."
I won't talk anymore about it right now;
it's too scary.
School is mostly fun, tho.
Nap time is cool cuz we like to sneak off.
Then we have lotsa fun.
I might say some fun we do in a later post.
And "Creative Expression" is a really fun class too.
It's alot better than "Obeying Authority."
There's a few other Big Classes I haven't talked about yet.
Nap Time isn't a Big Class, and neither is Happy Time.
They're Times.
Duh.
Socializing, Creative Expression, and Obeying Authority are the Big Classes I mentioned so far.
You'll learn about the others soon enough.
Maybe a few posts later.
There's so much to think about and do.
I can't possibly say everything right now.
I've very upset, tho.
Cuz they don't like me having super powers.
They're trying to take em away
by talking to me
but it won't work
at least i hope not.
That would be so awful;
i like my super powers.
The Monkey sez I've said enough for now.
I was gonna tell you more about my lovely campus and schedule,
but i was overruled by the Monkey,
so i'll say "bye-bye" now
BUH-BYE!!!


-AtomiCobra

Thursday, March 22, 2007

FIRST POST!! welcome to my world

hey wassuup homeys!!
i'm "AtomiCobra"
i live in my own little world (when i'm online that is)
so WELCOME!!!
random stuff happens here
so be warned--it's unreal
maybe even dream-like
but anything can spontaneously happen here.
...the monkey just told me i gotta get of in thirteen seconds...so,
wait--he changed his mind!
i still get a lil more time
ok, so a little about myself:
i like most of the pop music (including hiphop),
so expect random quotes from big songs
i'll tell some of my fave artists in another post
anyway--the monkey's jumping up and down shaking his little fists,
so i think he's serious this time
i finish up real quick
this blog is s'posed to be entertaining--
i won't be posting anything personal, and probably not much real stuff.
i hope i can make this blog worth your time, and if not--
i wonder why you're reading this in the first place!!!
the monkey's pulling on my hair now, so
i'll catcha later!!!

-AtomiCobra