Friday, March 30, 2007

Four: Genius time!!

I had a genious idea today.
I decided to be like Ben Franklin,
so i was gonna fly a kite in a storm
with a key on its string
to detect electricity,
but i didn't have any of those.
So i took my shirt off to be the kite,
and i held onto the sleeve
(it could be the "string"),
and i held a key in my other hand.
Then i ran around outside,
waving the shirt around in the air behind me,
hoping to attract some lightning.
Unfortunetly i never detected any electricity.
Ben musta been wrong--
the experiment wasn't repeatable.
So i stood out there in the wind
highly disapointed,
then i got another genius idea:
i could look for tornados instead!!
So i grabbed my cammer-ater,
jumped in my Porsche 969,
and skidded off.
Well...i wasn't very successful there either.
So then i started losing all my ambition,
and i actually started looking forward to Happy Time.
That just shows how discouraged i was.
But then, i rescued my soul;
i could go back to the...
...School...
and aply some of my newly learned skills
from Socializing!!
So i rushed back
(those cars with the pretty flashing lights were a little annoying),
pulling into the parking lot,
parked,
found a group of people,
and...
played:





BUTTON-
BUTTON-
WHO'S-
GOT-
THE-

BUTTON ! ! ! ! ! !



Yah!!!!
I'm great at my new skill of Socializing!!!
I think i should try it more often!!


-AtomiCobra

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

3 -- Sneaking Out

hello
it's me again.
well...
so, like, i'll tell you about my latest exploits during Nap Time.
So i been sneaking off and nicking chemicals from the Lab.
I already got some H2 hidden in a drawer,
in a plugged tube thingy.
Recently, tho, i've been trying to find a stronger Molarity of H2O2
cuz all i got so far is really weak
and i can't bleach my hair very well with it.
I tried a few times,
but i think it just isn't strong enough.
Let's see...
oh yeah,
i also want some of that chemical that's a catalyst
in the decaying of H2O2 into H2O and O2
so i can get oxygen.
But that's just an extra use of the hydrogen peroxide
that'll be left over after i bleach my hair.

Anyway, during the last Happy Time,
i escaped!!
I turned invisble,
went thru a wall,
and flew up to the top of the building,
where i waited until it was almost over.
That's the good thing about being new:
you can sneak off without them noticing.
well, i gotta go,
the Monkey's kinda jumpy today,
and is screaming for me to hurry and end
so bye


-AtomiCobra

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Second Post -- My Campus

I named it Max
but my teacher said it was a tree,
and also that some people would argue it was a bush,
cuz it was kinda small.
She axed us what we'd do if she told us it was a geraffe.
She says if we grew up being told it was a geraffe,
that's what it would be to us.
I'll still always know it as "Max," tho.
Anyway, "Socializing" is a fun class.
It's hard tho.
Cuz you have to talk to people.
The worst part of the day, tho,
is "Happy Time."
I won't talk anymore about it right now;
it's too scary.
School is mostly fun, tho.
Nap time is cool cuz we like to sneak off.
Then we have lotsa fun.
I might say some fun we do in a later post.
And "Creative Expression" is a really fun class too.
It's alot better than "Obeying Authority."
There's a few other Big Classes I haven't talked about yet.
Nap Time isn't a Big Class, and neither is Happy Time.
They're Times.
Duh.
Socializing, Creative Expression, and Obeying Authority are the Big Classes I mentioned so far.
You'll learn about the others soon enough.
Maybe a few posts later.
There's so much to think about and do.
I can't possibly say everything right now.
I've very upset, tho.
Cuz they don't like me having super powers.
They're trying to take em away
by talking to me
but it won't work
at least i hope not.
That would be so awful;
i like my super powers.
The Monkey sez I've said enough for now.
I was gonna tell you more about my lovely campus and schedule,
but i was overruled by the Monkey,
so i'll say "bye-bye" now
BUH-BYE!!!


-AtomiCobra

Thursday, March 22, 2007

FIRST POST!! welcome to my world

hey wassuup homeys!!
i'm "AtomiCobra"
i live in my own little world (when i'm online that is)
so WELCOME!!!
random stuff happens here
so be warned--it's unreal
maybe even dream-like
but anything can spontaneously happen here.
...the monkey just told me i gotta get of in thirteen seconds...so,
wait--he changed his mind!
i still get a lil more time
ok, so a little about myself:
i like most of the pop music (including hiphop),
so expect random quotes from big songs
i'll tell some of my fave artists in another post
anyway--the monkey's jumping up and down shaking his little fists,
so i think he's serious this time
i finish up real quick
this blog is s'posed to be entertaining--
i won't be posting anything personal, and probably not much real stuff.
i hope i can make this blog worth your time, and if not--
i wonder why you're reading this in the first place!!!
the monkey's pulling on my hair now, so
i'll catcha later!!!

-AtomiCobra