Saturday, April 21, 2007

8: ∞

10-∞ =? 0

0.00000(infinite amount of zeros)00001

if you have 0.0000 followed by an infinite amount of zeros, before the 1, do you ever get to the 1?? if so, then 10-∞ does equal zero, or at least extremely close to it. and so it would seem logical that if you devide a number by infinity, you'd also get zero.
thus:


(let N = any positive real number)

∞ * (N/∞) = N

N / ∞ = (N/∞)

N / (N/∞) = ∞

N ≈ 0




N / 0 = ∞

N / ∞ = 0

∞ * 0 = N





Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Sev-wen: HOY, GOY!!!

GOY!!! the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy," goy--
wants the goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to pay
the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy,"
25 cents, goy, each time the goys (who like to say "goy," goy) say "goy,"
and the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy," goy,
hears the goys who like to say "goy," goy, say "goy," goy!!

GOY! now this goy (who likes to say "goy," goy) is gonna havta pay
the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy," goy,
25 cents, goy, for each time this goy (who likes to say "goy," goy) says "goy," goy!!

GOY!! that means this goy (who likes to say "goy," goy) ,
who already said "goy," goy, 53 goy times, goy,
hasta pay the goy who doesn't like goys (who like to say "goy," goy) to say "goy,"
a total of 15 goy bucks, goy!!!

GOY!! make that $15.75, goy!! ahhhh gooooyy!!
$16.25.
Goy.


Goy: a word that's a cross between "guy" and "boy," pronounced like boy, except with a G.
Here's what i just said with substitutes,
so you can understand it better:


DUDE!!! the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy," dude--
wants the boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to pay
the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy,"
25 cents, dude, each time the boys (who like to say "goy," dude) say "goy,"
and the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy," dude,
hears the boys who like to say "goy," dude, say "goy," dude!!

MAAAN! now this boy (who likes to say "goy," dude) is gonna havta pay
the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy," dude,
25 cents, dude, for each time this boy (who likes to say "goy," dude) says "goy," dude!!

DUDE!! that means this boy (who likes to say "goy," dude) ,
who already said "goy," man, 53 goy times, dude,
hasta pay the guy who doesn't like boys (who like to say "goy," dude) to say "goy,"
a total of 15 gay bucks, dude!!!

MAAN!! make that $15.75, dude!! ahhhh maaaaan!!
$16.25. Maan.


does that clarify it some, goy?

that'll cost me 22 bucks, goy.

and i ain't payin' either. goy.

GOY!!!


-AtomiCobra

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Sx: happy time

wellll, i haven't written in awhile,
and the munkey sez i should write,
cuz if i don't right away, then...
well, let's not say right now,
just, it isn't as pretty as Britany Spears' hair.
I don't have anything to say,
but i guess i'll say it anyway
like i always do.
So anyway:
i guess i'll start by explaining Happy Time some: for Happy Time,
they give you a shot and it makes you calm,
placid,
and content. It stops all your fun
cuz you're not hyper or excited anymore. It's awful to have your fun taken away.
(that was draining just to write about)
whewww...i hope you're happy now--
now that you know what Happy Time is.
You better be.
So there.
But if you wanna know ANYTHING else,
ya gotta ASK!!!
(and put Q at the start of your comment,
so i can find it amongst ALL the heaps of comments i got)

ICE IGGY!!!!


-AtomiCobra

Five: Questions wanted!!!

I don't got anything to write about but i will anyway.
The only exciting thing i did today
was doze off thru most of Obey-ing Rules and Authority.
Anyway--something i'd like to do is answer questions.
I know i don't likely got any audience yet,
but ask me anything,
and when i got enough i'll post an answer blog.
But i'll go ahead and do one i'm sure you'll wanna ask:

Question:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
A woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
IF that woodchuck could chuck wood.
duh.

Next question my psychic abilities tell me you want answered:
Q:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A:
The peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
were, by Peter Piper's Pech brother Peck
puked by the pike near Pike's Peak,
then picked up by backpacking Pack Packrat

who, picking up the peck of puked pickled peppers,
packed them in their backpacks and dufflesacks
and pocketed the pickled peppers that passed
thru the cracks of the dufflesacks and backpacks

then Pack Packrat, with the peck of pickled peppers,
(puked up by Peter Piper's Pech brother Peck)
backpacked down the pike near Pike's Peak,
and the puked-up pickled peppers were picked

as the prized pickiest-person-pleasing peckings--
and that's what became of the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

(i created all the answers myself!!!)


-AtomiCobra