20: Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today

Yesterday is Tomorrows' Today.
wait...how?
becaaaause...
i made a Time Machine yesterday.
and time travel is only possible
as far back into the past
as the First Time Machine.
So, i saw myself yesterday.
Myself told me something.
Myself told me i made a Blog today.
so i sed,
"How can Myself have made a blog during Tomorrow?
"If Myself made it Tomorrow, why is Myself here?
"Today is Yesterday for Myself."

Then Myself told me,
"Yesterday is Tomorrow's Today now!"

so i goes like,
"i thought Today was Tomorrows Yesterday...
so Today's your Today now?"

then Myslef sez,
"No, Yesterday is"

I sez,
"your Yesterday is Today Today,

"it is now!"

...so after we got THAT figgered out,
i axed Myself how Tomorrow was.
Myself sed,

"Tomorrow was Good."


-atomicobra

nineteeen: Some of The Voices' Names

ok i'm back in my world.
i went away to visit Reality for awhile,
but it's not Fun.
So i've been calling for the Voices to come back
and they came, yay,
so now i gots a way to keep amused,
cuz the Voices tell me alll kinds of interesting stuffs.
Sometimes too they give me Ideas,
and that keeps me busy when i'm bored.
Like i am right now.

Ice Iggy is one of The Voices.
He mostly just screams.

And of course, there's The Lil Munsters!!
They sing "lah wa wa wah wa wa waaaaaaah!!"
"i am a munster! huh hyuaah!"

The Pumpkin-Head is another one of The Voices.
He's amused when noone else is.

Let's see...oh yeah, and Handguy.
He's a Simplehead.

And there's Skully.
He's CrazyHyper.

And also there's The Snakes
There are several of them.

Annnd of course there's The Leprecon.
He likes fire.

And um, there's CinemaBrain.
He just sez all kinds of movie quotes.
"I like this job!"

And, MyMusic.
I'm not sure if MyMusic is a voice,
but it's always goin even if there's no Radio.
I think maybe the Radio doesn't make any Noize,
it only tells MyMusic what to sing.
i don't really know...

And then there's lotsa random other ones.
Sometimes they have Special Names and sometimes the don't.

THE MONKEY ISN'T ONE OF THE VOICES!!!
The Monky sez that's enuf!!
This Blog is Done

-atomicobra

18: Pretending to be HappyNormal

So because The Men in the White Coats
don't like me to have Super Powers or The Voices,
i decided to try out something new i figured out
with the Happy Time Vaccine.
I been experimenting again, and i figgered out a Way
to not only stop Happy Time,
bbut also make it look like i didin't!!!
So even tho i look Happy Timed, i can still get Ideas!
So i gots a new IdeaPlan:
i'll pretend i'm HappyNormal,
and then Respectably Normal People will like me,
so then i can manipulate them to do what The Voices want!!
i haven't figgered out how to go about this of course,
cuz even tho i can look calm and Normal,
i still need to know how to act Normal.
Soooooooo, i gots a new Hobby:
People Watching!!!
This is a very exciting activity.
You watch Normal People,
then when you know enuf,
you can pretend to be one!
I'ma report back on my endeavors;
I can't wait to get started!!

-atomicobra