Monday, December 6, 2010

Thirty-1: My Old Fiend

hi.
as always The Leprechaun hates you.
He sends you his worst regards
for the holidae season
we gon burn down some trees!!!
this is gotta be fun!
We're so excited for Tree Burning Season
that is based on our winter equinox.
I DON'T (oops no ALL CAPS,
'cause it's ANNOYING ME)
I don't care (that's more better)
if it's called a solstice!!!
so I listened to Simon and Garfunky like,
over fifty times today.
annnnd here we go again!!
It's Happy Time.
Get out your lighters and wave em back and 4th
Oh SNAP the curtains caught on fire!!!
I didn't even know we had curtains
up in here.
wow, that's PrettyPretty.
Anyway,
MyMusic stopped!!!!!
repairated.
So I was looking at my fingeries
to figger out if i'm a man or women.
longer pointer fingers are from estrogen,
and longer ring fingers are from testosterone.
but if they the same you're gay.
well...
I'm a women all right,
but at least i'm not gay!
um...
maybe i could...
I'll just burn my fingeries
with that curtain-fire
then i won't be a women
or a man or gay or ANYTHING
(oh i hate you sooo much for using CAPS!!!!!!)
ooooh prettypretty fire on the fingeries and
uh ksdy bloard
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-atomicobra

Thutty: Nutty Peanut Butter Butter

Sooooo i got this...
"Chunky Peanut Butter"
annnd i tryed to take the peanuts out
soo i just only had the butter
from the peanut butter
and,
it tasted nutty still.
Peanut Butter butter is nutty.
Annnnd so are Peanut Butter peanuts.
now i just only kinda really need to figger out
HOW to get the chunky out.

-atomicobra

Sunday, April 18, 2010

29: The Learnedge in All in Sane

So i figgered out what kind
of educational campus institution
i live in.
So i done seen a sign out front,
one of those times i was sneaked out,
and it said,
"Institution for the Criminally Insane,"
so then i was beginning spelling
so then i was beginning to wonder
what criminally meaned,
but at least i knows where i am now,
i'm in Sane.
Sane seams like a weird name for a place,
no wonder i don't like it too well here.
but, so like,
HIII!!!!!
so, crim...in...all...y
i'm pretty sure y is spanish for "and."
Crim in all, and in sane.
hmmm,
now i just gotta figger out what Crim is.
It must mean learnedge,
so the Institution is for:
the learnedge in those of us in Sane.
that's what this place is all about i guess.
I kinda think i actually learn more
when i leave Sane.
because, if i never left Sane,
I wouldn't know what HappyNormal people act like
and that's verrry inportant stuffs
cuz all kinds of fun stuff can happen
if They think i'm a HappyNormal People too,
like, i even got some free food from someone!!
Just like as i was a puppypuppy.
Puppypuppys get free food,
just by being there.
They don't even gotta do ennything.
But if HappyNormal People think
that i'm a HappyNormal people too,
they don't run away
or look at me like there's a tapeworm in they head.
Tapeworms are funny,
they don't listen to The Monkey
like the other voices do.
So that's why i don't have a tapeworm.
So, whilst conversing about The Monkey,
i'll mention something
i remember once being axed,
"Where'd your moonkey [The Monkey] come from?"
and i never could really figger out what to say,
cuz The Monkey has for all i can tell
like,
always been around.
So maybe The Monkey is from like a carlot,
because all the tires there are around,
and i kinda think there are lotsa tires at carlots,
and since tires are around,
and The Monkey has always been around,
maybe that's where The Monkey came from.
But The Monkey sez i'm done
with this blog,
and for me to go get another doggy treat.
Puppypuppys got it made.


-atomicobra

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Twenty-Ate: You Cannot Ignore Yourself

Okay.
So...okay.
I guess that's good advice.
Or, maybe it's not advice,
maybe it's a statement.
You...
cannot...
ignore...
yourself!!
OK.
"What do you think you're doing!?
(look! I spelled "you're" rightly!!
(not in the possessive way others would
(retards)
"...trying to ignore yourself??
"How many times do i have to tell you?
"You're NOT allowed to ignore yourself!!"
*slappety on the wrist!*
When your Self tells you something
you should listen.
My Self told me to make a blog.
Actually, The Monkey did.
But my Self tells me i should
obey The Monkey.
So, what The Monkey says
is prett
[hey, i wanna talk about something else now]
(Okay, you can talk about something else)
[Hey look!!
[I'm outside!!
[I wonder what I'm doing over there...
[oh well, I'm too busy doing this blog
[to go over there
[to see what I'm doing
How many things
are YOU doing right now??
Oh, i think maybe seven,
thanks for axing.
Do you pronounce "especially"
like, "eXpessally??"
[on the other side of that window.]
Whoa!!
Where'd "on the other side of the window"
just come from??!!!!!
oh yeah.
I seen my Self
outside out that window.
So...
my Self says i'm done
because The Monkey told my Self i'm done.
So, i guess i'm
goodbye!!!

-atomicobra

Friday, March 26, 2010

27: Conspiracies!!

I always try to skip
the FBI warning.
Stupid FBI.
I already memorized the whole thing!!
Why do they think
i need to see it again??
Cuz they want to desensitize us!!
Get us used to watching
whatever They want us to.
They always just only want
us to do what They want.
They don't want us to get Ideas,
but i knows WHY!!
it's so They can turns us into zombays!!
And i don't mean the BrainDead kind,
i mean the UndeadDead kind.
That's right!!
That's why They want
to control our health care.
So They can give "standard" inoculations,
that are actually diseasles!!
And you know what that diseasle is??
T Virus
Armageddon Virus
Krippin Virus
Rage Virus.
YES!!!
Them munkies killed off Brittan.
And The Media pretended
like it never even happened.
Stupid Media.
Soon enough The Virus will be stateside.
Then who can we thank?
Not The Media.
Not The Governments.
Not even me.
Um, well, maybe me.
Oh, wait, no...
you would thank The Governments
cuz they be the ones that done did it.
Well...but you wouldn't want to thank 'em,
would you??
I mean, for like turning us into Zombays?
But anyways,
so now i got a new Hobbie:
um,
"Getting Ready for When Them Zombays Come."
Cuz Them Zombays,
they will be a-comin!!
The Monkey says I'm done for now
Wait...but my The Monkey
doesn't have Rage!!
HE WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR THINKING THAT!!!!

-atomicobra

Saturday, March 20, 2010

twnysx: Undercovers

Wellll, hellooo there.
I can't see you,
but i can feel you watching me!!
The Men in the White Coats are watching me too.
But i got away anyway.
So like, i found some chemicals
or medicine or something
in a lil bottle in my shoe
so i dranked it.
They thought i was having Happy Time
even tho they didn't give me The Shot.
So They thought i didn't need
rubber walls to bounce off of.
So They put me back
in the other room
without the rubber walls
and it's easier to sneak out of.
Then, so i got to sneak out!!
So i visited the world
of HappyNormal people.
And, using my skills
from People Watching,
i tricked them
into thinked
i was actually HappyNormal too!!
It was weird.
I am officially Undercovers.
I'm so good at pretending
to be a HappyNormal people.
But i still need more practice
so i don't have to focus so much
on pretending
so instead i can work on Ideas
and Random Exploits
whilst still being Undercovers!!
Being Undercovers is tricky
becuz ya gotta Multi-task
and you can't do everything
that the Voices say
becuz then you wouldn't be Undercovers
and you couldn't Manipulate 'em
to actually DO what the Voices want.
It's kinda confuserating,
becuz to DO what the Voices want
you have to be like,
patient.
Soooo...
I'ma go spy
on the Men in the White Coats some
and see what i can find out
that i'm not supposed to know.
It's nice knowing things
that you're not supposed to!!

-atomicobra

Monday, March 15, 2010

ZS: Well, That Didn't Work Like I Thought

Sooooo...
i guess i'm still here in my room.
So like, yeah.
Looks like i won't be spying
on The Men in the White Coats
right around now.
Or sneaking around
to where They don't think
it's possible for me to go.
I get these really nice rubber walls.
Buuuut...it's not too easy to get out.
So...
i'ma just bounce around off the walls.

-atomicobra

Saturday, March 13, 2010

20four: Oh, Hi

so hi my name is atomicobra,
and this is my CrazyFun blog!
all kinds of AwesomeRandom stuffs can happen here!!
so, here i am in my
hi, my name is atomicobra,
all kinds of fun things happen
all the time
in my little world here.
let's see, i should do a blog.
oh!! i am. HappyGood.
yes, well, since i'm talking to you
since i'm talking to you to you totoseofjepse
welcomes to my world,
i'm atomicobra.
I bet you're wondewondwewondwer ownder
hi, i bet you're wondering who i am.
i sure am.
oh, i'm atomicobra.
hi, me.
i think one of the places i wasn't supposed to go
had some kind of reason
why They didn't want me in there.
So i should try going in there again
to find out what it was.
Spying on the Men in the White Coats
can be hard work.
But they didn't know i was spying on them.
And They didn't know i could sneak out
so They didn't expect me
to be able to go in those places
where i'm not supposed to be able to go.
I hads Them fooled!!
I even had a vaccine
for the Happy Time Shot.
So They thought i was having Happy Time.
I hate Happy Time,
it takes away all your fun
because it makes you all calm
and docile and all that horrible stuff.
So fun is fun,
and Happy Time isn't.
But then i sneakt out like i like to do
and i went explorerating
ANNNNND i think i was doing some
Watching The Men in the White Coats.
I switched it up on Them!!
Usually They watch US!
But They don't think they need to
when we're in Happy Time.
I wonder why i was where They didn't want me
I think i was on some kind of a secret mission
but i don't know what is was.
there was a place...
i should go see why They didn't want me there.
i'll let you know what happens when i gets
i'll let you know what happens when i get back.
oh, hi, welcommmmwelcome to my blog.
all kinds of fun and weird stuff happen here.
but i don't have anything to write about
so i
i willllllllll will talk to you laterer.


-atomicobra