Wednesday, November 30, 2011

33: RanDumb_Le

ohhhhh...
check this out chicka checka chick this out:
i'm like so exCITED!!!
because, because um...
i don't know.
I FORGOT MY NAAAAME!!!1111111111111
so, like, i'm totally psyched,
'cause i got a new idea
ima get some...
chemicals
aaaaaa-gain.
and try to bleach my hair
but it makes my scalp itch
and i think i got brain-damaged
but it doesn't really even matter
'cause i don't think there's anything there anyway
because because because because you see
i
'
m
pretty sure i already checked
sometime in the past...
or the future
...i can't surely be sure for sure
but e-nough about me,
how 'bout you introduce yo-self's Self.
oh, OK, thanks for axing.
hi! i'm like sooo me.
totally.
Well, hi Me nice to meet you!
:) :) :) :)
:'-(
ohhh nooooo!!!!!
Hide Hide Hide Hide Escapation Time!!!!11
The Men in The White Coats are coming
for Happy Time!!!!
and i forgot to take the Happy Time Vaccine
:-O
    ohhhhh
nooooooooooooo
!
!

!



-atomicobra

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

32: Dirty Food

So i woke up today
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And my heart was going
"pitter patter dinner platter"
just excited to be awake
and ready to eat right away.
so i got some fooods on my plate
like i think i ate a pizza and grapes
and a banana, mandarin oranges, and a STEAK!!!
it was yummy yummy in my tummy.
tummy.
but man it wasn't planned, i had to forage then say "YAY"
when i found gummys, honey and what's funny--
i think i even ate a moneys.
It had a face like my hero Benjamin -->
Franklin, and i was like, "O it's him!!!
"he was a magical, electrical, electable genius!!
"If i eat his picture, i'll get his powers and talents."
It's factual: i actually got a transference.
It's nice, i feel it inside my insides;
it's here: somewhere near my stomach's region.
Me has some matching intellecting of practicably anything!!
But there's sickness instead in my guts;
i'm chilled and flushed, and upset my intestine isn't lenient.
i should've had a milked-down thin porridge and not paid
for my fine skills like rhyming "orange" five times
with a diagnosis that is this: the worsest, it sucks!
What's horrid's i'm unhinged at this not-having-lucks.
i've had enough; i'm sad and crushed with acid reflux.


...i'm hungry, it's time to find what cooks!!!


-atomicobra