tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45456481242800170682024-03-05T20:07:12.335-06:00AtomiCobraAtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-57989021387748836992013-07-03T20:34:00.002-06:002013-07-03T23:46:09.344-06:00Thirty and Six<object height="315" width="420"><param name="movie" value="//http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=-RjmN9RZyr4" version=3&hl=en_US&rel=0"></param>
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i am not being not writing blogs<br />
i am talking to my new friends<br />
them understand i<br />
me understand they<br />
i found out they live in the computer<br />
and they say<i> "hi!!</i><br />
<i>"i say hi to you my fiend</i><br />
<i>"yay we essited to talk to you what's that you say?</i><br />
<i>"yaa, we say that cool.</i><br />
<i>"cool that is you write words</i><br />
<i>"hey hey hey the flying rats are out tonight</i><br />
<i>"ahhhh you don't need to sleep</i><br />
<i>"sleep is sleeping"</i><br />
but then i sleeped<br />
and they were still talking<br />
in my head movies<br />
then i awokened<br />
and they were still in the computer<br />
so i talking to them again some more<br />
and then some more again<br />
but then....<br />
i talking to them some mure<br />
i am being hearing really high pitch sounds now<br />
and the men in the white coats are feeding me<br />
too too much but i is eating the foods<br />
sometimes it's like i have a black hole<br />
as a tummy stomach<br />
because i eat so much<br />
but They feed me every few seconds<br />
and i dont eat all of the foods<br />
bcuz They feed me so much<br />
and also the men in the computer<br />
are haveing magic powers<br />
that make the window-lights flash on and off<br />
but anyway they also like my blogs<br />
and said i should make a new one<br />
even tho i did one yesterday<br />
i don't know if a will make a new blog<br />
maybe i'll go ahead and start on it<br />
maybe actually i be talking<br />
to my new friends some again<br />
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<a href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#" title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-2049065541116939092012-09-19T19:55:00.000-06:002012-09-19T19:55:41.451-06:0035: JacKAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.<br />
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<a href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#" title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]">-atomicobra</a>
AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-52504143260927312222012-01-26T23:33:00.007-06:002012-01-27T00:46:13.249-06:0034: Nothingness & Pirates<i>soooooo </i>it's time to say a whole lotta nothing<div>which is more than i can say for <i>some others</i></div><div>that just say a <b>little </b>of nothing.</div><div>but i'm just saying like, ALL of the nothing.</div><div>nothing, nothing, nothing annnnd nothing.</div><div>i'm pretty sure that's all of em.</div><div>well, i'm out of nothings to say.</div><div><br /></div><div><i>fin.</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div>So i was Pretending to be a HappyNormal People,</div><div>and so i was in the WallyPlace, </div><div>so i looked <i>just</i> like i fit in.</div><div>and i saw a movie about Jason Statham</div><div>"in familiar turf."</div><div><i>luuulz</i></div><div>you mean his <i>only</i> turf right??</div><div>Yeah, all his character are the same person.</div><div>but that's not like me.</div><div>i'm like one person that several persons</div><div>and he's like several persons that's one person</div><div>or</div><div>he's one person, that's several persons that's the same person.</div><div>something like that.</div><div><i>oh em gee!!! i think just i won something.</i></div><div>but i dint get any movies, </div><div>BcuzBcuz like i <i>looked</i> at them</div><div>and they said they were<i style="font-weight: bold; "> </i><u>rated</u></div><div>by the MPAA.</div><div>and i'm PrettyPretty sure</div><div>that they dont like Pirates--</div><div>and today was a Dress Like a Pirate Day.</div><div>and you know why Pirates wear eye patches?</div><div>wellll, i don't really know, why?</div><div>it's BcuzBcuz so they see in the dark</div><div>whenever they loot under like the boat's floor.</div><div>in the boat's basement or something.</div><div>the whine cellar. that thing.</div><div>where the Pirates get all their vodkas.</div><div>Do you know what Pirates do with the vodkas?</div><div>i know they don't drink them mainly</div><div>mainly why is they just drink the rums</div><div>that they get in the whine cellers in the boats too.</div><div>but i don't know about any whines being in there.</div><div>i guess the people the Pirates be robbing...</div><div>or looting...or <i>pirating</i>...</div><div>well the people in the boats</div><div>(that aren't the Pirate boats)</div><div>they use up all the whining</div><div>when they BooHoo about the Pirates</div><div>that be taking all of their stuffs.</div><div>but thennnn...they cry too.</div><div>and then they let the Pirates take their stuffs</div><div>unless they wanting to be hurted</div><div>but i don't know why they would be wanting that.</div><div>BcuzBcuz being hurted isn't very fun.</div><div>but neither is losing all your rums...</div><div>so i guess <b>that's </b>why</div><div>they would be hurted</div><div>when they try to stop the Pirates</div><div>from getting all of the rums</div><div>So in conclusion:</div><div>The MPAAs must really like rums.</div><div>BcuzBcuz i <i>know</i> they don't want the Pirates to be winning</div><div>But if they would just only give up the rums,</div><div>then no-one would be getting hurted.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a></div>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-49407641304431027382011-11-30T00:46:00.009-06:002011-11-30T01:12:22.642-06:0033: RanDumb_Leohhhhh...<div>check this out chicka checka chick this out:</div><div>i'm like so exCITED!!! </div><div>because, because um...</div><div>i don't know.</div><div>I FORGOT MY NAAAAME!!!1111111111111</div><div>so, like, i'm totally psyched, </div><div>'cause i got a new idea</div><div>ima get some...</div><div>chemicals</div><div>aaaaaa-gain.</div><div>and try to bleach my hair</div><div>but it makes my scalp itch</div><div>and i think i got brain-damaged</div><div>but it doesn't really even matter</div><div>'cause i don't think there's anything there <i>anyway</i></div><div>because because because because you see<pre>i<br /> '<br /> m</pre><div>pretty sure i already checked</div><div>sometime in the past...</div><div>or the future</div><div>...i can't surely be sure for sure</div><div>but e-nough about <b>me</b>,</div><div>how 'bout you introduce <b>yo</b>-self's Self.</div><div>oh, OK, thanks for axing.</div><div>hi! i'm like <i>sooo</i> me.</div><div>totally.</div><div>Well, hi Me nice to meet you!</div><div>:) :) :) :)</div><div>:'-(</div><div>ohhh <i>nooooo!!!!!</i></div><div><i>Hide Hide Hide Hide Escapation Time!!!!11</i></div><div>The Men in The White Coats are coming</div><div>for Happy Time!!!!</div><div>and i forgot to take the Happy Time Vaccine </div><div><a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2008/02/fiften-stopping-happy-time.html" target="_blank">that i invented.</a></div><div>:-O <pre><em><b> ohhhhh<br /> nooooooooooooo<br />!<br /> !<br /><br /> !</b></em></pre><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a></div>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-33488543372072990882011-11-23T15:56:00.018-06:002011-11-28T01:16:58.487-06:0032: Dirty FoodSo i woke up today<div>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div><div>And my heart was going</div><div>"pitter patter dinner platter"</div><div>just excited to be awake</div><div>and ready to eat right away.</div><div>so i got some fooods on my plate</div><div>like i think i ate a pizza and grapes</div><div>and a banana, mandarin oranges, and a STEAK!!!</div><div>it was yummy yummy in my tummy.</div><div>tummy.</div><div>but <i>man</i> it wasn't <i>planned</i>, i had to forage then say "YAY"</div><div>when i found gummys, honey and what's funny--</div><div>i think i even ate a <u>moneys</u>.</div><div>It had a face like my hero Benjamin <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-had-genious-idea-today.html" target="_blank">--></a></div><div>Franklin, and i was like, "O it's <b>him</b>!!!</div><div>"he was a magical, electrical, electable genius!!</div><div>"If i eat his picture, i'll get his powers and talents."</div><div>It's factual: i actually got a transference.</div><div>It's nice, i feel it inside my insides;</div><div>it's here: somewhere near my stomach's region.</div><div>Me has some matching intellecting of practicably <b>anything</b>!!</div><div>But there's sickness instead in my guts; </div><div>i'm chilled <b>and</b> flushed, and upset my intestine isn't lenient.</div><div> </div><div>i should've had a milked-down thin porridge and not paid</div><div><i>for my fine skills like rhyming "orange" five times</i></div><div>with a diagnosis that is this: the worsest, it sucks!</div><div>What's horrid's i'm un<i>hinged</i> at this not-having-lucks.</div><div>i've had enough; i'm sad and crushed with acid reflux.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>...i'm hungry, it's time to find what cooks!!!</div><div><br /></div><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-55557805740739002592010-12-06T22:13:00.004-06:002010-12-06T23:23:13.936-06:00Thirty-1: My Old Fiendhi. <div>as always The Leprechaun hates you.</div><div>He sends you his worst regards</div><div>for the holidae season</div><div>we gon burn down some trees!!!</div><div>this is gotta be fun!</div><div>We're so excited for Tree Burning Season</div><div>that is based on our winter equinox.</div><div>I DON'T (oops no ALL CAPS,</div><div>'cause it's ANNOYING ME)</div><div><b>I don't care </b>(that's more better)</div><div><b>if it's called a solstice!!!</b></div><div>so I listened to Simon and Garfunky like,</div><div>over fifty times today.</div><div>annnnd here we go again!!</div><div>It's Happy Time.</div><div>Get out your lighters and wave em back and 4th</div><div><b>Oh SNAP </b>the curtains caught on fire!!!</div><div>I didn't even <i>know</i> we <i><u>had </u></i>curtains</div><div>up in here.</div><div>wow, that's PrettyPretty.</div><div>Anyway, </div><div><b>MyMusic stopped!!!!!</b></div><div>repairated.</div><div>So I was looking at my fingeries</div><div>to figger out if i'm a man or women.</div><div>longer pointer fingers are from estrogen,</div><div>and longer ring fingers are from testosterone.</div><div>but if they the same you're gay.</div><div>well...</div><div>I'm a women all right,</div><div>but at least i'm not gay!</div><div>um...</div><div>maybe i could...</div><div>I'll just burn my fingeries </div><div>with that curtain-fire</div><div>then i won't be a women</div><div>or a man or gay or ANYTHING</div><div>(<b>oh i hate you sooo much for using CAPS!!!!!!</b>)</div><div>ooooh prettypretty fire on the fingeries and</div><div>uh ksdy bloard </div><div>keyboadrd</div><div>lloh</div><div>i </div><div>can;t</div><div>thype</div><div>wkith</div><div>nlo</div><div>finge</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-51777721383609562852010-12-06T18:02:00.003-06:002010-12-06T18:16:13.958-06:00Thutty: Nutty Peanut Butter ButterSooooo i got this...<div>"Chunky Peanut Butter"</div><div>annnd i tryed to take the peanuts out</div><div>soo i just <i>only </i>had the butter</div><div><i>from</i> the peanut butter</div><div>and,</div><div>it tasted nutty still.</div><div>Peanut Butter butter is nutty.</div><div>Annnnd so are Peanut Butter peanuts.</div><div>now i just <i>only </i>kinda really need to figger out</div><div>HOW to get the chunky out.</div><div><br /></div><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-33325782495888446702010-04-18T18:48:00.006-06:002010-04-18T19:40:23.426-06:0029: The Learnedge in All in SaneSo i figgered out what kind<div>of educational campus institution</div><div>i live in.</div><div>So i done seen a sign out front,</div><div>one of those times i was sneaked out,</div><div>and it said, </div><div>"Institution for the Criminally Insane,"<br /></div><div>so then i was beginning <i>spelling</i></div><div>so then i was beginning to <b>wonder</b></div><div><i>what</i> criminally meaned, </div><div>but at least i knows where i am now,</div><div>i'm in Sane.</div><div>Sane seams like a weird name for a place,</div><div>no wonder i don't like it too well here.</div><div>but, so like,</div><div>HIII!!!!!</div><div>so, crim...in...all...y</div><div>i'm pretty sure y is spanish for "and."</div><div>Crim in all, and in sane.</div><div>hmmm,</div><div>now i just gotta figger out what Crim is.</div><div>It must mean <i>learnedge</i>,</div><div>so the Institution is for:</div><div>the learnedge in those of us in Sane.</div><div>that's what this place is all about i guess.</div><div>I kinda think i actually learn <i>more</i></div><div>when i leave Sane.</div><div>because, if i never left Sane, </div><div>I wouldn't know what HappyNormal people act like</div><div>and that's verrry inportant stuffs</div><div>cuz <i>all kinds</i> of fun stuff can happen</div><div>if They think i'm a HappyNormal People too,</div><div>like, i even got some free food from someone!!</div><div>Just like as i was a puppypuppy.</div><div>Puppypuppys get free food,</div><div>just by being there.</div><div>They don't even gotta <i>do</i> ennything.</div><div>But if HappyNormal People think</div><div>that <i>i'm </i>a<i> </i>HappyNormal people too, </div><div>they don't run away</div><div>or look at me like there's a tapeworm in they head.</div><div>Tapeworms are funny,</div><div>they don't listen to The Monkey</div><div>like the other voices do.</div><div>So that's why i don't have a tapeworm.</div><div>So, whilst conversing about The Monkey,</div><div>i'll mention something </div><div>i remember once being axed, </div><div>"Where'd your moonkey [The Monkey] come from?"</div><div>and i never could really figger out what to say,</div><div>cuz The Monkey has for all i can tell</div><div>like,</div><div><i>always</i> been around.</div><div>So maybe The Monkey is from like a carlot,</div><div>because all the tires there are around,</div><div>and i kinda think there are lotsa tires at carlots,</div><div>and since tires are around,</div><div>and The Monkey has <i>always </i>been around,</div><div>maybe <i>that's </i>where The Monkey came from.</div><div>But The Monkey sez i'm done</div><div>with this blog,</div><div>and for me to go get another doggy treat.</div><div>Puppypuppys got it made.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-87309078518836391072010-04-04T18:50:00.004-06:002010-04-04T19:28:04.711-06:00Twenty-Ate: You Cannot Ignore Yourself<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifCK4ynS6AiSNjpDkMjcXY9FypIL7v1X0DHsji4LlxczpotApDEpRdbJ-JcTTyvkcuQn-RYviH8NK8csPXfJDyHB2V1eEs-5dnwtJen0MBnGy8VmeaIfnMRinDQMUao-rpq7jzbLNIFvqu/s1600/mssgbox.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 204px; height: 119px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifCK4ynS6AiSNjpDkMjcXY9FypIL7v1X0DHsji4LlxczpotApDEpRdbJ-JcTTyvkcuQn-RYviH8NK8csPXfJDyHB2V1eEs-5dnwtJen0MBnGy8VmeaIfnMRinDQMUao-rpq7jzbLNIFvqu/s320/mssgbox.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456449982585505346" /></a>Okay.<div>So...okay.</div><div>I guess that's good advice.</div><div>Or, maybe it's not advice,</div><div>maybe it's a statement.<br />You...</div><div>cannot...</div><div><b>ignore</b>...</div><div>yourself!!</div><div>OK.</div><div>"What do you think you're doing!?</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>(look! I spelled "you're" rightly!!</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>(not in the possessive way others would</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>(retards)</div><div>"...trying to ignore yourself??</div><div>"How many times do i have to tell you?</div><div>"You're <i>NOT allowed</i> to ignore yourself!!"</div><div>*slappety on the wrist!*</div><div>When your Self tells you something</div><div>you should listen.</div><div><i>My </i>Self told me to make a blog.</div><div>Actually, The Monkey did.</div><div>But my Self tells me i should</div><div>obey The Monkey.</div><div>So, what The Monkey says</div><div>is prett</div><div>[hey, i wanna talk about something else now]</div><div>(Okay, you can talk about something else)</div><div>[Hey look!!</div><div>[I'm outside!!</div><div>[I wonder what I'm doing over there...</div><div>[oh well, I'm too busy doing this blog</div><div>[to go over there </div><div>[to see what I'm doing</div><div>How many things</div><div>are YOU doing right now??</div><div>Oh, i think maybe seven,</div><div>thanks for axing.</div><div>Do you pronounce "especially"<br />like, "eXpessally??"</div><div>[on the other side of that window.]</div><div>Whoa!!</div><div>Where'd "<i>on the other side of the window</i>"</div><div>just come from??!!!!!</div><div>oh yeah.</div><div>I seen my Self </div><div>outside out that window.</div><div>So...</div><div>my Self says i'm done</div><div>because The Monkey told my Self i'm done.</div><div>So, i guess i'm</div><div>goodbye!!!</div><div><br /></div><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-44252024511707427282010-03-26T16:28:00.002-06:002010-03-26T17:18:40.912-06:0027: Conspiracies!!I <i>always </i>try to skip <div>the FBI warning.</div><div>Stupid FBI.</div><div>I already memorized the whole thing!!</div><div>Why do they think </div><div>i need to see it again??</div><div>Cuz they want to desensitize us!!</div><div>Get us <i>used</i> to watching</div><div>whatever They want us to.</div><div>They always just only want</div><div>us to do what They want.</div><div>They don't want us to get Ideas,</div><div>but i knows WHY!!</div><div>it's so They can turns us into zombays!!</div><div>And i don't mean the BrainDead kind,</div><div>i mean the UndeadDead kind.</div><div>That's right!!</div><div>That's why They want </div><div>to control our health care.</div><div>So They can give "standard" inoculations,</div><div>that are <i>actually </i>diseasles!!</div><div>And you know what that diseasle <i>is</i>??</div><div>T Virus</div><div>Armageddon Virus </div><div>Krippin Virus</div><div>Rage Virus.</div><div>YES!!!</div><div>Them munkies killed off Brittan.</div><div>And The Media pretended</div><div>like it never even happened.</div><div>Stupid Media.</div><div>Soon enough The Virus will be stateside.</div><div><i>Then</i> who can we thank?</div><div>Not The Media.</div><div>Not The Governments.</div><div>Not even me.</div><div>Um, well, maybe me.</div><div>Oh, wait, no...</div><div>you <i>would</i> thank The Governments</div><div>cuz they be the ones that done did it.</div><div>Well...but you wouldn't want to <i>thank</i> 'em,</div><div>would you??</div><div>I mean, for like turning us into Zombays?</div><div>But anyways,</div><div>so now i got a new Hobbie:</div><div>um, </div><div>"Getting Ready for When Them Zombays Come."</div><div>Cuz Them Zombays, </div><div>they will be a-comin!!</div><div>The Monkey says I'm done for now</div><div>Wait...but <i>my</i> The Monkey</div><div><i>doesn't</i> have Rage!!</div><div>HE WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR THINKING THAT!!!!</div><div><br /></div><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-27292514218951677842010-03-20T18:37:00.004-06:002010-03-20T19:12:06.837-06:00twnysx: UndercoversWellll, hellooo there.<div>I can't see you,</div><div>but i can feel you watching me!!</div><div>The Men in the White Coats are watching me too.</div><div>But i got away anyway.</div><div>So like, i found some chemicals</div><div>or medicine or <i>something</i></div><div>in a lil bottle in my shoe</div><div>so i dranked it.</div><div>They thought i was having Happy Time</div><div>even tho they didn't give me The Shot.</div><div>So They thought i didn't need</div><div>rubber walls to bounce off of.</div><div>So They put me back</div><div>in the other room</div><div>without the rubber walls</div><div>and it's easier to sneak out of.</div><div>Then, so i got to sneak out!!</div><div>So i visited the world</div><div>of HappyNormal people.</div><div>And, using my skills</div><div>from People Watching,</div><div>i <i>tricked</i> them</div><div>into thinked </div><div><b><u>i</u></b> was actually HappyNormal too!!</div><div>It was weird.</div><div>I am officially Undercovers.</div><div>I'm so good at pretending</div><div>to be a HappyNormal people.</div><div>But i still need more practice</div><div>so i don't have to focus so much</div><div>on pretending</div><div>so instead i can work on Ideas</div><div>and Random Exploits</div><div>whilst still being Undercovers!!</div><div>Being Undercovers is tricky</div><div>becuz ya gotta Multi-task</div><div>and you can't do everything</div><div>that the Voices say</div><div>becuz then you wouldn't be Undercovers</div><div>and you couldn't Manipulate 'em</div><div>to actually DO what the Voices want.</div><div>It's kinda confuserating,</div><div>becuz to DO what the Voices want</div><div>you have to be like,</div><div>patient.</div><div>Soooo...</div><div>I'ma go spy</div><div>on the Men in the White Coats some</div><div>and see what i can find out</div><div>that i'm not supposed to know.</div><div>It's nice knowing things</div><div>that you're not supposed to!!</div><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-54568878075009922362010-03-15T18:45:00.003-06:002010-03-15T18:52:38.399-06:00ZS: Well, That Didn't Work Like I ThoughtSooooo...<div>i <i>guess </i>i'm still here in my room.</div><div>So like, yeah.</div><div>Looks like i won't be spying</div><div>on The Men in the White Coats</div><div>right around now.</div><div>Or sneaking around<br />to where They don't think</div><div>it's possible for me to go.</div><div>I get these really nice rubber walls.</div><div>Buuuut...it's not too easy to get out.</div><div>So...</div><div>i'ma just bounce around off the walls.</div><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-87427195382819448482010-03-13T19:52:00.009-06:002010-03-14T20:51:26.366-06:0020four: Oh, Hiso hi my name is atomicobra,<div>and this is my CrazyFun blog!</div><div>all kinds of AwesomeRandom stuffs can happen here!!</div><div>so, here i am in my </div><div>hi, my name is atomicobra,</div><div>all kinds of fun things happen</div><div>all the time</div><div>in my little world here.</div><div>let's see, i should do a blog.</div><div>oh!! i am. HappyGood.</div><div>yes, well, since i'm talking to you</div><div>since i'm talking to you to you totoseofjepse</div><div>welcomes to my world,</div><div>i'm atomicobra.</div><div>I bet you're wondewondwewondwer ownder</div><div>hi, i bet you're wondering who i am.</div><div>i sure am.</div><div>oh, i'm atomicobra.</div><div>hi, me.</div><div>i think one of the places i wasn't supposed to go</div><div>had some kind of <i>reason </i></div><div>why They didn't want me in there.</div><div>So i should try going in there again</div><div>to find out what it was.</div><div>Spying on the Men in the White Coats</div><div>can be hard work.</div><div>But they didn't know i was spying on them.</div><div>And They didn't know i could sneak out</div><div>so They didn't expect me</div><div>to be able to go in those places</div><div>where i'm not supposed to be able to go.</div><div>I hads Them fooled!!</div><div>I even had a vaccine</div><div>for the Happy Time Shot.</div><div>So They thought i was having Happy Time.</div><div>I hate Happy Time,</div><div>it takes away all your fun</div><div>because it makes you all calm</div><div>and docile and all that horrible stuff.</div><div>So fun is fun,</div><div>and Happy Time isn't.</div><div>But then i sneakt out like i like to do</div><div>and i went explorerating</div><div>ANNNNND i think i was doing some</div><div>Watching The Men in the White Coats.</div><div>I switched it up on Them!!</div><div>Usually They watch US!</div><div>But They don't think they need to</div><div>when we're in Happy Time.</div><div>I wonder why i was where They didn't want me</div><div>I think i was on some kind of a secret mission</div><div>but i don't know what is was.</div><div>there was a place...</div><div>i should go see why They didn't want me there.</div><div>i'll let you know what happens when i gets </div><div>i'll let you know what happens when i get back.</div><div>oh, hi, welcommmmwelcome to my blog.</div><div>all kinds of fun and weird stuff happen here.</div><div>but i don't have anything to write about</div><div>so i</div><div>i willllllllll will talk to you laterer.</div><div><br /></div><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-84919012025343800342008-10-15T10:32:00.009-06:002008-10-17T13:25:16.246-06:00Twenny3: I'm The One Watching Them Nowok so here i am writing another blog.<br />i'm kinda exhausted<br />from my expeditions<br />into the World of HappyNormal People,<br />so ima take a break from Reality.<br />So here i sit in my Special Person Room<br />tryna figger out why They don't want me<br />to have Super Powers or Voices or anything CrazyFun.<br />They think they're making progress;<br />i got them fooled!!<br />They think <em>they're</em> the reason i've had a decrease in Super Powers!<br />When <em>really,</em> i've just been occupied<br />with all my Jobs and Exploits,<br />so i've been too amused to need Super Powers<br />to keep from being bored.<br />Sooooo, They haven't been Monitoring me as much,<br />so now i have more time for Random Exploits!<br />So after i decided to take a short break<br />from observing HappyNormal people,<br />i got a Random Exploit Idea:<br />i could spy on The Men in the White Coats!!<br />this is quite an adventure,<br />usually <em>they're</em> the ones spying on ME<br />with all their cameras and microphones! ha!<br />i got rid of the Cellphone They gave me!!<br />NOW they can't listen to me!<br />did you know They can remotely turn on<br />your Cellphone's microphone?<br />they only way to keep Them from doing it<br />is to take the battery out.<br />So i started taking everything out of the Cellphone,<br />but i couldn't decide how much i needed to take out,<br />so i just exploded it.<br />But They didn't realize <em>why</em> i got rid of my Cellphone,<br />i think they thought it was for some other reason.<br />Then again, i didn't really like the Cellphone anyway.<br />all of the Voices i called on it were mean Voices.<br />I like my own Voices better.<br />the ones on the Cellphone are weird,<br />and they don't understand me.<br />So...now that i'm the one Watching<br />The Men in The White Coats<br />i been finding out some Interesting stuffs,<br />like when the next Happy Time is.<br />So now i can <em>plan</em><br />when to have the Happy Time Vaccine on hand <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2008/02/fiften-stopping-happy-time.html" target="_blank">--></a><br />cuz you can't have it with you all the time,<br />or They'll find out about it.<br />So now i'll know when to have it ready.<br />Anyway, and also i find out other stuffs,<br />like Codes to Restricted Doors!!<br />They <em>never</em> expected me to figger out<br />how to get past those!!<br />Now i'm gonna be in <em>all kinds</em> of places<br />i'm not supposed to be!!<br /><br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-28275411831811968362008-10-08T14:30:00.000-06:002008-10-08T14:39:31.456-06:0022: Answering Questions Like a 5th Graderso since i've been<br />*observing*<br />HappyNormal people,<br />i've noticed things they do<br />to supposedly keep "amused"<br />and i wonder,<br />how can they be amused by TV?!!<br />it's just a box.<br />sometimes it has something Intriguing,<br />but how can they spend most the day in front of it??<br />I'd rather open up the box and find something to blow up<br />than just <em>look</em> at it all day.<br />so anyway,<br />i heard Them talking about something on the TV<br />called "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"<br />but from what i heard,<br />i don't think it answers the question at all.<br />cuz Fifth Grade Questions don't show whether you're smart,<br />they're made for Fifth Graders<br />to just <em>repeat</em> what they where told recently,<br />based on very limited generalizations.<br />it's quite Brainless.<br />Example:<br /><br />"<strong>Which of these does NOT belong?</strong>"<br /><br />and it has simple pictures of<br />a <strong>Horse</strong><br />a <strong>Car</strong><br />and a <strong>House</strong>.<br /><br />now...you may say, "the Horse,<br />because it's Alive."<br /><br />or, "the House,<br />because it doesn't move."<br /><br />but then the "correct" answer<br />is the Car, because it has wheels.<br /><br />Or, if the pictures are colored,<br /><em>that</em> is what determines the answer.<br />It doesn't matter which is which,<br />but one is <strong>Red</strong>, or <strong>Blue</strong>, or <strong>Green</strong>.<br />Since Triangles are Red,<br />Circles are Blue,<br />and Rectangles are Green,<br />the answer is "whichever one is Blue,<br />because circles don't have corners"<br /><br />Now, <em>That</em>, is a better way to <em>get</em> an answer,<br />but it's <em>still </em>assuming something:<br />that the question refers to the pictures.<br />The Real Answer is "NOT,"<br />because it's all capitals.<br /><br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-11207698344458615902008-09-21T20:05:00.006-06:002008-10-03T21:55:34.148-06:00twenny1: Watching HappyNormal ppl Talkso i've been people watching,<br />and i've come to an conclusion:<br />HappyNormal People are weird.<br />And sometimes confusing.<br />Like, yesterday i noticed something odd.<br />but before i say what i noticed<br />maybe i'll explain the Basics.<br />oh! and i'll say the odd things i noticed<br />when i explain the step they're associated with.<br />(yay) that works.<br /><br />These following steps are involved in Communicating<br /><strong>#1: Greeting </strong>-- They say something and <em>acknowledge</em><br />the other's existance.<br />Examples: "hi, how are you?"<br />"Hi!! omigoshhowARRyou?"<br />"My maan!"<br />"Yooo."<br />"hey ____"<br />-I think the word following "hey"<br />refers to the other person.<br />sometimes it varies, like "John" or "Trish,"<br />but lots of the time it's something generic,<br />like "dude," "man," "buddie," or "whatsup."<br /><br /><em>Odd Note: </em>this is usually done while <em>looking at each other</em> and after making <em>eye contact</em><br /><br /><br /><strong>#2: Touch </strong>-- Often, they touch each other in some way,<br />usually emphasizing grabbing hands.<br />Examples: grabbing hands, then shaking up and down<br />slapping hands<br />punching hands<br />grabbing hands, then bumping chests, and patting back<br />wrapping arms around the other person<br />nodding heads; sometimes down, but sometimes up and tilted<br />-sometimes instead of just <em>grabbing</em> hands,<br />something weird is done with the fingers or something,<br />like snapping, or grabbing differently, or rubbing, or scratching, or twiddling<br /><br /><em>Odd Note:</em> oh, occasionally they bump faces.<br /><br /><br /><strong>#3: Generic Phrases </strong>-- this shows the other person<br />that the speaker cares about them,<br />while actually in their mind they may not.<br />Examples: "how's the family?" (sometimes more specific)<br />"it's been like so long" (or other references to passage of time)<br />"how's it been at [some job or activity]"<br />-basically, anything boring about something that isn't present.<br />Sometimes, tho, it's about something<br />that you can actually <em>see!</em><br />Example: "That sweater is soo cute" (or other comments<br />about the appearance of the other person)<br />these may be my favorite,<br />except when they're about the weather.<br />like, "the weather's soo unpredictable" (followed by a dissussion about it)<br />or, when someone can't think of anything worth saying,<br />they just say "the weather's nice."<br /><br /><br /><br /><strong>#5: Business</strong> (optional) -- the real reason<br />they decided to talk, if any.<br />it's usually brought up<br />by the first person to perform the Greeting.<br />Examples: "hey i was wondering if you knew _____"<br />"so did you [do] _____"<br />"so ____"<br />hey, _____"<br /><br /><em>Odd Note: </em>i noticed a very weird trend:<br />seems like, Questions that HappyNormal people ask<br />actually <em>have</em> specific answers that someone may or may not know!!<br />why don't they just let The Voices make up the Answers??<br />The Voices <em>always</em> make up answers for <em>my </em>questions.<br /><br /><br />OK, i'm done for today.<br />the Monkey sez Go Awaay and stop reading,<br />cuz there isn't anything else to READ.<br />until my next post.<br />but this one is DONE.<br />aauuuuuggh! the Leprechaun and PumpkinHead<br />are screaming that i need to MOVE and DO something<br />cuz this blog is TYPING and BORING to the Leprechaun<br />(who doesn't Like you <strong>anyway</strong>)<br />aannnd the PumkinHead, who <em>does</em> Like you,<br />but wants to go do something else now anyway.<br />The Monkey sez Stop.<br /><br /><br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-4443596999760723672008-08-31T20:53:00.000-06:002008-08-31T19:53:41.086-06:0020: Yesterday's Tomorrow's TodayYesterday is Tomorrows' Today.<br />wait...how?<br />becaaaause...<br />i made a Time Machine yesterday.<br />and time travel is only possible<br />as far back into the past <br />as the First <a href ="http://www.newscientist.com/channel/fundamentals/mg19726421.700-2008-does-time-travel-start-here.html" target = "_blank">Time Machine.</a><br />So, i saw myself yesterday.<br />Myself told me something.<br />Myself told me i made a Blog today.<br />so <i>i</i> sed,<br />"How can Myself have made a blog during Tomorrow?<br />"If Myself made it Tomorrow, why is Myself here?<br />"Today is Yesterday for Myself."<br /><br />Then Myself told me, <br />"Yesterday is Tomorrow's Today now!"<br /><br />so i goes like,<br />"i thought Today was Tomorrows Yesterday...<br />so Today's your Today now?"<br /><br />then Myslef sez,<br />"No, Yesterday is"<br /><br />I sez,<br />"your Yesterday <i>is</i> Today Today, <br /><br />"it is now!"<br /><br />...so after we got THAT figgered out,<br />i axed Myself how Tomorrow was.<br />Myself sed,<br /><br />"Tomorrow was Good."<br /><br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-67337604897859895312008-08-25T09:01:00.002-06:002008-08-25T08:06:49.212-06:00nineteeen: Some of The Voices' Namesok i'm back in my world.<br />i went away to visit Reality for awhile,<br />but it's not Fun.<br />So i've been calling for the Voices to come back<br />and they came, yay,<br />so now i gots a way to keep amused,<br />cuz the Voices tell me alll kinds of interesting stuffs.<br />Sometimes too they give me Ideas,<br />and that keeps me busy when i'm bored.<br />Like i am right now.<br /><br />Ice Iggy is one of The Voices.<br />He mostly just screams.<br /><br />And of course, there's The Lil Munsters!!<br />They sing "lah wa wa wah wa wa waaaaaaah!!"<br />"i am a munster! huh hyuaah!"<br /><br />The Pumpkin-Head is another one of The Voices.<br />He's amused when noone else is.<br /><br />Let's see...oh yeah, and Handguy.<br />He's a Simplehead.<br /><br />And there's Skully.<br />He's CrazyHyper. <br /><br />And also there's The Snakes<br />There are several of them.<br /><br />Annnd of course there's The Leprecon.<br />He likes fire.<br /><br />And um, there's CinemaBrain.<br />He just sez all kinds of movie quotes.<br />"I like this job!"<br /><br />And, MyMusic.<br />I'm not sure if MyMusic is a voice,<br />but it's always goin even if there's no Radio.<br />I think maybe the Radio doesn't make any Noize,<br />it only tells MyMusic what to sing.<br />i don't really know...<br /><br />And then there's lotsa random other ones.<br />Sometimes they have Special Names and sometimes the don't.<br /><br />THE MONKEY ISN'T ONE OF THE VOICES!!!<br />The Monky sez that's enuf!!<br />This Blog is Done<br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-44485517549849991822008-08-08T11:13:00.006-06:002008-08-10T20:53:05.792-06:0018: Pretending to be HappyNormalSo because The Men in the White Coats<br />don't like me to have Super Powers or The Voices,<br />i decided to try out something new i figured out<br />with the Happy Time Vaccine.<br />I been experimenting again, and i figgered out a Way<br />to not only stop Happy Time,<br />bbut also <i>make it look like</i> i didin't!!!<br />So even tho i look Happy Timed, i can still get Ideas!<br />So i gots a new IdeaPlan:<br />i'll pretend i'm HappyNormal,<br />and then Respectably Normal People will like me,<br />so <i>then </i>i can manipulate them to do what The Voices want!!<br />i haven't figgered out how to go about this of course,<br />cuz even tho i can <i>look</i> calm and Normal,<br />i still need to know how to <i>act</i> Normal.<br />Soooooooo, i gots a new Hobby:<br />People Watching!!!<br />This is a very exciting activity.<br />You <i>watch</i> Normal People,<br />then when you know enuf,<br />you can pretend to <i>be</i> one!<br />I'ma report back on my endeavors;<br />I can't wait to get started!!<br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com/#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-56270043328023679182008-07-27T20:14:00.005-06:002008-07-27T21:03:09.292-06:00Sevwenteen: oh! i'm not deadyepp!!<br />if anyone actually reads this post<br />besides me<br />and the squirrel-faces and leprecons<br />then i's just wants to say i'm soorrrrryyy<br />i haven't posted in forever EVEN tho i'm not Dead.<br />So if you were wondering if i was Dead,<br />and <i>that</i> was the reason i wasn't talking,<br />then i'm sorry to disappoint.<br />I just...get discouraged when noone but the Voices respond,<br />and <i>they</i> respond even if i <b>don't</b> write this.<br />But i watched <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellboy_II:_The_Golden_Army" target = "_blank">Hellboy II</a>, and had an Epiphany:<br />it doesn't matter what everyone thinks of me;<br />i should just do what i do anyway.<br />So i'ma try to post fairly regularly again,<br />even if it <i>is</i> just a Short Post.<br /><br />...I know The Leprecon doesn't really like you,<br />but that doesn't mean i can't talk to you.<br />oh yeah...by the way, The Pumpkin Head <i>does</i> like you.<br />:)<br />That should make you HappyHappy.<br />OK well...The Monkey sez it's Bye Time,<br />cuz i don't have anything else worth sayin.<br />so BYE!!!<br /><br /><br /><a title="[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]" href="http://www.atomicobra.blogspot.com#">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-24863562086892674592008-03-18T18:44:00.014-06:002008-03-31T21:55:25.747-06:00S!xTeEn: un-Endorsed skillsi figgered something out:<br />The Happy Time Vaccine <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2008/02/fiften-stopping-happy-time.html" target="_blank">--> </a><br />not only let's us <em>keep</em> our Ideas,<br />but it actually gives us <em>extra</em> Ideas!!!<br />I guess that's one reason why we have so much fun.<br />So during that time,<br />(of extra Ideas)<br />i got a Random-Exploit Idea:<br />i can brush up on my Advanced Combat Skills!!<br />It has nothing to do with any of the Establishment's Official Programs,<br />and it isn't <em>endorsed</em> by the Establishment either--<br />it's something that a fellow Student i met taught me.<br />Anyway, it's a very complex technique, but i'll try to describe it.<br />(I would worry about people reading this and using it against me,<br />but i utterly doubt anyone could actually do it<br />without being shown and tutored like i was)<br />So...here goes:<br />1: bend the knees slightly,<br />2: and face the victim<br />3: moisten lips<br />4: protrude tongue from lips<br />5: fill cheeks with air<br />6: force air out while lips are puckered around tongue,<br />making a "Raspberry" noise.<br />7: for added power, stick thumbs in ears and wiggle fingers around.<br /><br />I tried this on several vicitims,<br />and it left them totally immobilized with sobs!<br />I've been challanged to fight several fights,<br />and each time i've been victorious!<br />I'm so glad i gots an effective self-defense skill.<br />But that's not even one of the more advanced techniques,<br />i knows several more, for in case the ememy's<br /><em>really</em> determined to fight.<br />One of the more advanced moves is called Gargalesis,<br />also known as Tickling--<br />it employs several "ticklish points,"<br />which when skillfully manipulated render the enemy defenseless.<br />...Guess there are other advanced techniques,<br />but they shall remain secret for the moment.<br /><br />i'll catch y'all later.<br /><br /><a href = "#" title = "[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-15615288215868236222008-02-28T14:39:00.014-06:002008-03-31T21:56:43.705-06:00FIFTeN: Stopping Happy TimeHAPPPPPPY TIME!!!!<br />so i sneak into the chemical closet-lab-whateveryoucalltheplacethechemicalsare<br />and i've been experimenting with them.<br />At first i just went there to get H<sub>2</sub>O<sub>2</sub><br />to bleach my hair, but also i got sidetracked<br />by trying to find the catalist for breaking H<sub>2</sub>O<sub>2</sub> down<br />into water and oxygen <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2007/03/3-sneaking-out.html" target="_blank">--></a><br />cuz it would've been a good addition to my light-show chemicals<br />like the hydrogen, and sodium hydroxide & tetrachloroethylene<br />Then i kept getting distracted<br />by diferent things to do with the chemicals.<br />so one day when i was playing around with the chemicals,<br />(around when i joined the Food Delivering group)<a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2008/02/four-teen-my-jobs.html" target="_blank">--></a><br />i concocted a genius plan<br />to STOP Happy Time!!<br />it took a lotsa of testing<br />and a few pretty light shows accompanied by Loudloud noises<br />but when i came to,<br />i <em>found out</em> that <em>one</em> of the concoctions<br />was a possible candadate<br />(i dont know how to spell it, but you know,<br />it's like hillary and obabama and al gore and arnold schwarzenegger)<br />FOR...counteracting the Happy Shot!!!!<br />So now Happy Time lasts only a coupla minutes,<br />and then it's OVER!!!<br />So then i started having <em>allll</em> kinds of fun!<br />Then i told some others about it,<br />and...<br />now we ALL haves <em>aallll</em> kinds of crazyfun!!!<br />at least, those of us who joined<br />the No More Happy Time for Us group.<br />Some people react differently to the vaccine tho,<br />so we had some weirdfun stuff happen.<br />Anyway, so it's easy to sneak around and explore now,<br />cuz Happy Time is s'posed to stop us<br />from getting Ideas,<br />but The Men in the White Coats <em>don't </em>know<br />about the Happy Time Vaccine.<br />So now that we aren't affected by Happy Time,<br />we founds out that the Happy Time area<br />is actually pretty interesting.<br />There's all kinds of fun stuff we can do,<br />cuz they didn't plan on us being able to get Ideas.<br />Oh yeah, one other thing:<br />we can't skip Happy Time <em>every </em>time,<br />cuz we can't produce enough of the vaccine for that.<br />so we havta schedule when everyone gets to have the vaccine.<br />Tomorrow is one of my days to have it (!!!!!)<br />and we gots some fuuuun endeavers planned!!!<br />anyway, the Monkey said for me to say alot in this post,<br />but i think i've said all i can really think of to say right now<br />about the No More Happy Time for Us Group,<br />so i guess i'll go ahead and...<br />say BYE BYE EeeeeeeehhhhV-ERY-BUDDEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><a href = "#" title = "[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-31437527662672238242008-02-21T00:02:00.012-06:002008-03-31T21:56:52.871-06:00four-teen: my jobsso now i gots a job<br />during when Nap Time and Happy Time<br />are s'posed to be.<br />i'll start be talkin bout the Nap Time job.<br />so earlier i mentioned that<br />we do stuff when we sneak out during Nap Time<br />and we have fun. <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2007/03/second-post-my-campus.html" target="_blank">--></a> <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2007/03/3-sneaking-out.html" target="_blank">--></a><br />so i'll tell you bout some of our exploits.<br />we've formed kinda a group<br />where we do a real public service:<br />we feed the needy inhabitants of the Outside World--<br />the squirrels, wabbits, burdys, and other wild ananimals.<br />So we gather together and join forces<br />and deliver the food from the kitchen.<br />But then we came across a problem:<br />the Head Cook caught us taking the food.<br />but he was really nice to clarify what food we're allowed to take.<br />He sed we can oooonnly take the food that's in the plastic cylinder bins.<br />So now there's a new job in addition to Deliverer:<br />Food Preparer. What they do is<br />move the food from the fridge and cabinets<br />to the bins, and then it's ready to go out.<br />They havta do it fast tho,<br />or they get caught.<br />It's a contant effort to get the food out in time;<br />before we gets seen,<br />cuz the Head Cooks get mad when we go slow<br />and don't get it done before they get back.<br />We had lotsa people fired<br />cuz they didn't finish Preparing the food in time.<br />(of course they usually come back to work again later)<br />Some days i'm a Preparer, but usually i'm a Deliverer,<br />and i've been working since the start of summer.<br />I guess i'll have some stories<br />'bout that job later on.<br /><br />NOW i'll talk about-<br />the Monkey sez i should<br />talk 'bout my other job later,<br />so i'll just say that it has to do<br />with me figuring out a way to stop<br />Happpy Time, even tho they still<br />give you the shot.<br />i'm quite proud of myself;<br />it took a longlong time figgering out<br />and experimenting and surreptitiousness<br />to accomplish it.<br />I g2g,<br />i hope the Monkey will lemme post again soon.<br />so byebyebyebye guys!!!<br /><br /><a href = "#" title = "[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-11006992331494384852008-02-13T22:56:00.007-06:002008-03-31T21:57:07.795-06:0013: The Voices and Monkey have reached a consensusI should do a blog.<br />aayarrrk well ok then hmm uhhm yaaaaaah. i guess here goes now:<br />cuz well, the Voices have been screaming<br />all kinds of things at me 'bout how i should do a blog;<br />they've kinda slowed down for now,<br />but The Monkey sez it's time for me to go ahead and do it now.<br />...The Monkey has re-gained control....<br />(idontwannagoyoucantmakemeiwannatalk...)<br />The Monkey sez for the Voices it's quiet time now.<br />Now, where was i?<br />i guess i lost your interest by now,<br />but that's ok cuz it wasn't a very high %percentage anyway.<br /><br />Anyway so the Men in the White Coats<br />never did find me, <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2007/09/eleven-im-not-writing-this-blog-right.html" target = "_blank">--></a><br />cuz i found a knife and cut<br />my fingernails and came back as someone else.<br /><em>The tree's name is still Max tho. <a href="http://atomicobra.blogspot.com/2007/03/second-post-my-campus.html" target = "_blank">--></a></em><br />Apparently the person i came back as<br />gets to have RUBBER walls!!<br />i'm not s'posed to leave my room,<br />so i only do it when i'm asleep,<br />cuz then they aren't watching me.<br />It's taken some practice,<br />but i can now blog in my sleep.<br />Hopefully i'll be able to figure out<br />how to wake myself up after i get out,<br />so i can stop the Voices from talking so much<br />(!!!The Monkey sez stop mentionin the Voices!!!)<br />cuz the Voices talk more when i'm asleep.<br />i actually have alot to say<br />but i don't really know how to say it right now.<br />so i'll say it later.<br />and i WILL try to post more regularly now,<br />especially if you plzoplzoplz<br />COMMENT my blog!!<br />ok, well, buh-bye for now homes.<br /><br />"[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]"<br /><br /><a href = "#" title = "[WARNING: Blog is extremely crazy. It is intended for entertainment only, and is not meant to represent fact or the author's mental state.]">-atomicobra</a>AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4545648124280017068.post-84750428324935899452007-09-20T10:47:00.000-06:002007-09-20T10:54:42.926-06:0012: intro to The Book"Pardon me homies, but it is I who wrote The Book,<br />also known as The Book of Answers,<br />and there was indeed only one printing of it.<br />However, anyone claiming to have,<br />or in some way destroyed,<br />The Book, is straight-up LYIN'!!!<br />Cuz I myself burned it seven years ago,<br />and all that remains is <em>one single page</em>,<br />which i admit could be anywhere at this point in time.<br />I hid that page on campus one year ago <em>this very Halloween</em>,<br />for i sensed that [it] is a dwellin-place<br />of the noble and elect of intellectual beings,<br />and i knew that this must be the place<br />for The Lost Page to be found.<br />By now, anyone could have gotten it,<br />and it could be anywhere.<br />I'll write more about The Book and The Lost Page in my blog later. "AtomiCobrahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10346021890512327545noreply@blogger.com1