27: Conspiracies!!

I always try to skip

the FBI warning.

Stupid FBI.

I already memorized the whole thing!!

Why do they think

i need to see it again??

Cuz they want to desensitize us!!

Get us used to watching

whatever They want us to.

They always just only want

us to do what They want.

They don't want us to get Ideas,

but i knows WHY!!

it's so They can turns us into zombays!!

And i don't mean the BrainDead kind,

i mean the UndeadDead kind.

That's right!!

That's why They want

to control our health care.

So They can give "standard" inoculations,

that are actually diseasles!!

And you know what that diseasle is??

T Virus

Armageddon Virus

Krippin Virus

Rage Virus.

YES!!!

Them munkies killed off Brittan.

And The Media pretended

like it never even happened.

Stupid Media.

Soon enough The Virus will be stateside.

Then who can we thank?

Not The Media.

Not The Governments.

Not even me.

Um, well, maybe me.

Oh, wait, no...

you would thank The Governments

cuz they be the ones that done did it.

Well...but you wouldn't want to thank 'em,

would you??

I mean, for like turning us into Zombays?

But anyways,

so now i got a new Hobbie:

um,

"Getting Ready for When Them Zombays Come."

Cuz Them Zombays,

they will be a-comin!!

The Monkey says I'm done for now

Wait...but my The Monkey

doesn't have Rage!!

HE WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR THINKING THAT!!!!

-atomicobra

twnysx: Undercovers

Wellll, hellooo there.

I can't see you,

but i can feel you watching me!!

The Men in the White Coats are watching me too.

But i got away anyway.

So like, i found some chemicals

or medicine or something

in a lil bottle in my shoe

so i dranked it.

They thought i was having Happy Time

even tho they didn't give me The Shot.

So They thought i didn't need

rubber walls to bounce off of.

So They put me back

in the other room

without the rubber walls

and it's easier to sneak out of.

Then, so i got to sneak out!!

So i visited the world

of HappyNormal people.

And, using my skills

from People Watching,

i tricked them

into thinked

i was actually HappyNormal too!!

It was weird.

I am officially Undercovers.

I'm so good at pretending

to be a HappyNormal people.

But i still need more practice

so i don't have to focus so much

on pretending

so instead i can work on Ideas

and Random Exploits

whilst still being Undercovers!!

Being Undercovers is tricky

becuz ya gotta Multi-task

and you can't do everything

that the Voices say

becuz then you wouldn't be Undercovers

and you couldn't Manipulate 'em

to actually DO what the Voices want.

It's kinda confuserating,

becuz to DO what the Voices want

you have to be like,

patient.

Soooo...

I'ma go spy

on the Men in the White Coats some

and see what i can find out

that i'm not supposed to know.

It's nice knowing things

that you're not supposed to!!

-atomicobra

ZS: Well, That Didn't Work Like I Thought

Sooooo...

i guess i'm still here in my room.

So like, yeah.

Looks like i won't be spying

on The Men in the White Coats

right around now.

Or sneaking around
to where They don't think

it's possible for me to go.

I get these really nice rubber walls.

Buuuut...it's not too easy to get out.

So...

i'ma just bounce around off the walls.

-atomicobra

20four: Oh, Hi

so hi my name is atomicobra,

and this is my CrazyFun blog!

all kinds of AwesomeRandom stuffs can happen here!!

so, here i am in my

hi, my name is atomicobra,

all kinds of fun things happen

all the time

in my little world here.

let's see, i should do a blog.

oh!! i am. HappyGood.

yes, well, since i'm talking to you

since i'm talking to you to you totoseofjepse

welcomes to my world,

i'm atomicobra.

I bet you're wondewondwewondwer ownder

hi, i bet you're wondering who i am.

i sure am.

oh, i'm atomicobra.

hi, me.

i think one of the places i wasn't supposed to go

had some kind of reason

why They didn't want me in there.

So i should try going in there again

to find out what it was.

Spying on the Men in the White Coats

can be hard work.

But they didn't know i was spying on them.

And They didn't know i could sneak out

so They didn't expect me

to be able to go in those places

where i'm not supposed to be able to go.

I hads Them fooled!!

I even had a vaccine

for the Happy Time Shot.

So They thought i was having Happy Time.

I hate Happy Time,

it takes away all your fun

because it makes you all calm

and docile and all that horrible stuff.

So fun is fun,

and Happy Time isn't.

But then i sneakt out like i like to do

and i went explorerating

ANNNNND i think i was doing some

Watching The Men in the White Coats.

I switched it up on Them!!

Usually They watch US!

But They don't think they need to

when we're in Happy Time.

I wonder why i was where They didn't want me

I think i was on some kind of a secret mission

but i don't know what is was.

there was a place...

i should go see why They didn't want me there.

i'll let you know what happens when i gets

i'll let you know what happens when i get back.

oh, hi, welcommmmwelcome to my blog.

all kinds of fun and weird stuff happen here.

but i don't have anything to write about

so i

i willllllllll will talk to you laterer.

-atomicobra

Twenny3: I'm The One Watching Them Now

ok so here i am writing another blog.
i'm kinda exhausted
from my expeditions
into the World of HappyNormal People,
so ima take a break from Reality.
So here i sit in my Special Person Room
tryna figger out why They don't want me
to have Super Powers or Voices or anything CrazyFun.
They think they're making progress;
i got them fooled!!
They think they're the reason i've had a decrease in Super Powers!
When really, i've just been occupied
with all my Jobs and Exploits,
so i've been too amused to need Super Powers
to keep from being bored.
Sooooo, They haven't been Monitoring me as much,
so now i have more time for Random Exploits!
So after i decided to take a short break
from observing HappyNormal people,
i got a Random Exploit Idea:
i could spy on The Men in the White Coats!!
this is quite an adventure,
usually they're the ones spying on ME
with all their cameras and microphones! ha!
i got rid of the Cellphone They gave me!!
NOW they can't listen to me!
did you know They can remotely turn on
your Cellphone's microphone?
they only way to keep Them from doing it
is to take the battery out.
So i started taking everything out of the Cellphone,
but i couldn't decide how much i needed to take out,
so i just exploded it.
But They didn't realize why i got rid of my Cellphone,
i think they thought it was for some other reason.
Then again, i didn't really like the Cellphone anyway.
all of the Voices i called on it were mean Voices.
I like my own Voices better.
the ones on the Cellphone are weird,
and they don't understand me.
So...now that i'm the one Watching
The Men in The White Coats
i been finding out some Interesting stuffs,
like when the next Happy Time is.
So now i can plan
when to have the Happy Time Vaccine on hand -->
cuz you can't have it with you all the time,
or They'll find out about it.
So now i'll know when to have it ready.
Anyway, and also i find out other stuffs,
like Codes to Restricted Doors!!
They never expected me to figger out
how to get past those!!
Now i'm gonna be in all kinds of places
i'm not supposed to be!!


-atomicobra

22: Answering Questions Like a 5th Grader

so since i've been
*observing*
HappyNormal people,
i've noticed things they do
to supposedly keep "amused"
and i wonder,
how can they be amused by TV?!!
it's just a box.
sometimes it has something Intriguing,
but how can they spend most the day in front of it??
I'd rather open up the box and find something to blow up
than just look at it all day.
so anyway,
i heard Them talking about something on the TV
called "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"
but from what i heard,
i don't think it answers the question at all.
cuz Fifth Grade Questions don't show whether you're smart,
they're made for Fifth Graders
to just repeat what they where told recently,
based on very limited generalizations.
it's quite Brainless.
Example:

"Which of these does NOT belong?"

and it has simple pictures of
a Horse
a Car
and a House.

now...you may say, "the Horse,
because it's Alive."

or, "the House,
because it doesn't move."

but then the "correct" answer
is the Car, because it has wheels.

Or, if the pictures are colored,
that is what determines the answer.
It doesn't matter which is which,
but one is Red, or Blue, or Green.
Since Triangles are Red,
Circles are Blue,
and Rectangles are Green,
the answer is "whichever one is Blue,
because circles don't have corners"

Now, That, is a better way to get an answer,
but it's still assuming something:
that the question refers to the pictures.
The Real Answer is "NOT,"
because it's all capitals.


-atomicobra

twenny1: Watching HappyNormal ppl Talk

so i've been people watching,
and i've come to an conclusion:
HappyNormal People are weird.
And sometimes confusing.
Like, yesterday i noticed something odd.
but before i say what i noticed
maybe i'll explain the Basics.
oh! and i'll say the odd things i noticed
when i explain the step they're associated with.
(yay) that works.

These following steps are involved in Communicating
#1: Greeting -- They say something and acknowledge
the other's existance.
Examples: "hi, how are you?"
"Hi!! omigoshhowARRyou?"
"My maan!"
"Yooo."
"hey ____"
-I think the word following "hey"
refers to the other person.
sometimes it varies, like "John" or "Trish,"
but lots of the time it's something generic,
like "dude," "man," "buddie," or "whatsup."

Odd Note: this is usually done while looking at each other and after making eye contact


#2: Touch -- Often, they touch each other in some way,
usually emphasizing grabbing hands.
Examples: grabbing hands, then shaking up and down
slapping hands
punching hands
grabbing hands, then bumping chests, and patting back
wrapping arms around the other person
nodding heads; sometimes down, but sometimes up and tilted
-sometimes instead of just grabbing hands,
something weird is done with the fingers or something,
like snapping, or grabbing differently, or rubbing, or scratching, or twiddling

Odd Note: oh, occasionally they bump faces.


#3: Generic Phrases -- this shows the other person
that the speaker cares about them,
while actually in their mind they may not.
Examples: "how's the family?" (sometimes more specific)
"it's been like so long" (or other references to passage of time)
"how's it been at [some job or activity]"
-basically, anything boring about something that isn't present.
Sometimes, tho, it's about something
that you can actually see!
Example: "That sweater is soo cute" (or other comments
about the appearance of the other person)
these may be my favorite,
except when they're about the weather.
like, "the weather's soo unpredictable" (followed by a dissussion about it)
or, when someone can't think of anything worth saying,
they just say "the weather's nice."



#5: Business (optional) -- the real reason
they decided to talk, if any.
it's usually brought up
by the first person to perform the Greeting.
Examples: "hey i was wondering if you knew _____"
"so did you [do] _____"
"so ____"
hey, _____"

Odd Note: i noticed a very weird trend:
seems like, Questions that HappyNormal people ask
actually have specific answers that someone may or may not know!!
why don't they just let The Voices make up the Answers??
The Voices always make up answers for my questions.


OK, i'm done for today.
the Monkey sez Go Awaay and stop reading,
cuz there isn't anything else to READ.
until my next post.
but this one is DONE.
aauuuuuggh! the Leprechaun and PumpkinHead
are screaming that i need to MOVE and DO something
cuz this blog is TYPING and BORING to the Leprechaun
(who doesn't Like you anyway)
aannnd the PumkinHead, who does Like you,
but wants to go do something else now anyway.
The Monkey sez Stop.



-atomicobra