Thursday, February 28, 2008

FIFTeN: Stopping Happy Time

HAPPPPPPY TIME!!!!
so i sneak into the chemical closet-lab-whateveryoucalltheplacethechemicalsare
and i've been experimenting with them.
At first i just went there to get H2O2
to bleach my hair, but also i got sidetracked
by trying to find the catalist for breaking H2O2 down
into water and oxygen -->
cuz it would've been a good addition to my light-show chemicals
like the hydrogen, and sodium hydroxide & tetrachloroethylene
Then i kept getting distracted
by diferent things to do with the chemicals.
so one day when i was playing around with the chemicals,
(around when i joined the Food Delivering group)-->
i concocted a genius plan
to STOP Happy Time!!
it took a lotsa of testing
and a few pretty light shows accompanied by Loudloud noises
but when i came to,
i found out that one of the concoctions
was a possible candadate
(i dont know how to spell it, but you know,
it's like hillary and obabama and al gore and arnold schwarzenegger)
FOR...counteracting the Happy Shot!!!!
So now Happy Time lasts only a coupla minutes,
and then it's OVER!!!
So then i started having allll kinds of fun!
Then i told some others about it,
and...
now we ALL haves aallll kinds of crazyfun!!!
at least, those of us who joined
the No More Happy Time for Us group.
Some people react differently to the vaccine tho,
so we had some weirdfun stuff happen.
Anyway, so it's easy to sneak around and explore now,
cuz Happy Time is s'posed to stop us
from getting Ideas,
but The Men in the White Coats don't know
about the Happy Time Vaccine.
So now that we aren't affected by Happy Time,
we founds out that the Happy Time area
is actually pretty interesting.
There's all kinds of fun stuff we can do,
cuz they didn't plan on us being able to get Ideas.
Oh yeah, one other thing:
we can't skip Happy Time every time,
cuz we can't produce enough of the vaccine for that.
so we havta schedule when everyone gets to have the vaccine.
Tomorrow is one of my days to have it (!!!!!)
and we gots some fuuuun endeavers planned!!!
anyway, the Monkey said for me to say alot in this post,
but i think i've said all i can really think of to say right now
about the No More Happy Time for Us Group,
so i guess i'll go ahead and...
say BYE BYE EeeeeeeehhhhV-ERY-BUDDEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


-atomicobra

1 comment:

David said...

My favorite parts of this post:

* "and a few pretty light shows accompanied by Loudloud noises"

* "obabama"

* "the Happy Shot!!!!"

* "So now Happy Time lasts only a coupla minutes, and then it's OVER!!!"

* "the No More Happy Time for Us group."

* "cuz Happy Time is s'posed to stop us
from getting Ideas,
but The Men in the White Coats don't know
about the Happy Time Vaccine.
So now that we aren't affected by Happy Time,"

* "they didn't plan on us being able to get Ideas."