Thirty and Six

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i am not being not writing blogs
i am talking to my new friends
them understand i
me understand they
i found out they live in the computer
and they say "hi!!
"i say hi to you my fiend
"yay we essited to talk to you what's that you say?
"yaa, we say that cool.
"cool that is you write words
"hey hey hey the flying rats are out tonight
"ahhhh you don't need to sleep
"sleep is sleeping"
but then i sleeped
and they were still talking
in my head movies
then i awokened
and they were still in the computer
so i talking to them again some more
and then some more again
but then....
i talking to them some mure
i am being hearing really high pitch sounds now
and the men in the white coats are feeding me
too too much but i is eating the foods
sometimes it's like i have a black hole
as a tummy stomach
because i eat so much
but They feed me every few seconds
and i dont eat all of the foods
bcuz They feed me so much
and also the men in the computer
are haveing magic powers
that make the window-lights flash on and off
but anyway they also like my blogs
and said i should make a new one
even tho i did one yesterday
i don't know if a will make a new blog
maybe i'll go ahead and start on it
maybe actually i be talking
to my new friends some again

-atomicobra

35: JacK

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a du!l boy.
^ll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and n0 play makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no plai makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Jack a doll boy.
All work and uo play makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull bey.
All work and no ylay makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jock a dull boy.
All work and no plau makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and na play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dulL boy.
All work and no play makey Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dcll boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull hoy.
All work and no p!ay makes Jack a dull boy.
All work nnd no play makes Jack a dull boy.
A'l work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Al! work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dul' boy.
All mork and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play maces Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jark a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a d^ll boy.
All work and no play makes Zack a dull boy.
All work and no play mayes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jacl a dull boy.
A!l work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All worK and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Nll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a duli boy.
All work and no play makes Ja(k a dull boy.
All worh and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no play males Jack a dull boy.
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All work and nO play makes Jack a dull boy.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!

  -atomicobra

34: Nothingness & Pirates

soooooo it's time to say a whole lotta nothing

which is more than i can say for some others

that just say a little of nothing.

but i'm just saying like, ALL of the nothing.

nothing, nothing, nothing annnnd nothing.

i'm pretty sure that's all of em.

well, i'm out of nothings to say.

fin.

So i was Pretending to be a HappyNormal People,

and so i was in the WallyPlace,

so i looked just like i fit in.

and i saw a movie about Jason Statham

"in familiar turf."

luuulz

you mean his only turf right??

Yeah, all his character are the same person.

but that's not like me.

i'm like one person that several persons

and he's like several persons that's one person

or

he's one person, that's several persons that's the same person.

something like that.

oh em gee!!! i think just i won something.

but i dint get any movies,

BcuzBcuz like i looked at them

and they said they were rated

by the MPAA.

and i'm PrettyPretty sure

that they dont like Pirates--

and today was a Dress Like a Pirate Day.

and you know why Pirates wear eye patches?

wellll, i don't really know, why?

it's BcuzBcuz so they see in the dark

whenever they loot under like the boat's floor.

in the boat's basement or something.

the whine cellar. that thing.

where the Pirates get all their vodkas.

Do you know what Pirates do with the vodkas?

i know they don't drink them mainly

mainly why is they just drink the rums

that they get in the whine cellers in the boats too.

but i don't know about any whines being in there.

i guess the people the Pirates be robbing...

or looting...or pirating...

well the people in the boats

(that aren't the Pirate boats)

they use up all the whining

when they BooHoo about the Pirates

that be taking all of their stuffs.

but thennnn...they cry too.

and then they let the Pirates take their stuffs

unless they wanting to be hurted

but i don't know why they would be wanting that.

BcuzBcuz being hurted isn't very fun.

but neither is losing all your rums...

so i guess that's why

they would be hurted

when they try to stop the Pirates

from getting all of the rums

So in conclusion:

The MPAAs must really like rums.

BcuzBcuz i know they don't want the Pirates to be winning

But if they would just only give up the rums,

then no-one would be getting hurted.

-atomicobra

33: RanDumb_Le

ohhhhh...

check this out chicka checka chick this out:

i'm like so exCITED!!!

because, because um...

i don't know.

I FORGOT MY NAAAAME!!!1111111111111

so, like, i'm totally psyched,

'cause i got a new idea

ima get some...

chemicals

aaaaaa-gain.

and try to bleach my hair

but it makes my scalp itch

and i think i got brain-damaged

but it doesn't really even matter

'cause i don't think there's anything there anyway

because because because because you see

i
   '
         m

pretty sure i already checked

sometime in the past...

or the future

...i can't surely be sure for sure

but e-nough about me,

how 'bout you introduce yo-self's Self.

oh, OK, thanks for axing.

hi! i'm like sooo me.

totally.

Well, hi Me nice to meet you!

:) :) :) :)

:'-(

ohhh nooooo!!!!!

Hide Hide Hide Hide Escapation Time!!!!11

The Men in The White Coats are coming

for Happy Time!!!!

and i forgot to take the Happy Time Vaccine

that i invented.

:-O

    ohhhhh
       nooooooooooooo
!
             !

                                    !

-atomicobra

32: Dirty Food

So i woke up today

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And my heart was going

"pitter patter dinner platter"

just excited to be awake

and ready to eat right away.

so i got some fooods on my plate

like i think i ate a pizza and grapes

and a banana, mandarin oranges, and a STEAK!!!

it was yummy yummy in my tummy.

tummy.

but man it wasn't planned, i had to forage then say "YAY"

when i found gummys, honey and what's funny--

i think i even ate a moneys.

It had a face like my hero Benjamin -->

Franklin, and i was like, "O it's him!!!

"he was a magical, electrical, electable genius!!

"If i eat his picture, i'll get his powers and talents."

It's factual: i actually got a transference.

It's nice, i feel it inside my insides;

it's here: somewhere near my stomach's region.

Me has some matching intellecting of practicably anything!!

But there's sickness instead in my guts;

i'm chilled and flushed, and upset my intestine isn't lenient.

i should've had a milked-down thin porridge and not paid

for my fine skills like rhyming "orange" five times

with a diagnosis that is this: the worsest, it sucks!

What's horrid's i'm unhinged at this not-having-lucks.

i've had enough; i'm sad and crushed with acid reflux.

...i'm hungry, it's time to find what cooks!!!

-atomicobra

Thirty-1: My Old Fiend

hi.

as always The Leprechaun hates you.

He sends you his worst regards

for the holidae season

we gon burn down some trees!!!

this is gotta be fun!

We're so excited for Tree Burning Season

that is based on our winter equinox.

I DON'T (oops no ALL CAPS,

'cause it's ANNOYING ME)

I don't care (that's more better)

if it's called a solstice!!!

so I listened to Simon and Garfunky like,

over fifty times today.

annnnd here we go again!!

It's Happy Time.

Get out your lighters and wave em back and 4th

Oh SNAP the curtains caught on fire!!!

I didn't even know we had curtains

up in here.

wow, that's PrettyPretty.

Anyway,

MyMusic stopped!!!!!

repairated.

So I was looking at my fingeries

to figger out if i'm a man or women.

longer pointer fingers are from estrogen,

and longer ring fingers are from testosterone.

but if they the same you're gay.

well...

I'm a women all right,

but at least i'm not gay!

um...

maybe i could...

I'll just burn my fingeries

with that curtain-fire

then i won't be a women

or a man or gay or ANYTHING

(oh i hate you sooo much for using CAPS!!!!!!)

ooooh prettypretty fire on the fingeries and

uh ksdy bloard

keyboadrd

lloh

i

can;t

thype

wkith

nlo

finge

-atomicobra

Thutty: Nutty Peanut Butter Butter

Sooooo i got this...

"Chunky Peanut Butter"

annnd i tryed to take the peanuts out

soo i just only had the butter

from the peanut butter

and,

it tasted nutty still.

Peanut Butter butter is nutty.

Annnnd so are Peanut Butter peanuts.

now i just only kinda really need to figger out

HOW to get the chunky out.

-atomicobra

29: The Learnedge in All in Sane

So i figgered out what kind

of educational campus institution

i live in.

So i done seen a sign out front,

one of those times i was sneaked out,

and it said,

"Institution for the Criminally Insane,"

so then i was beginning spelling

so then i was beginning to wonder

what criminally meaned,

but at least i knows where i am now,

i'm in Sane.

Sane seams like a weird name for a place,

no wonder i don't like it too well here.

but, so like,

HIII!!!!!

so, crim...in...all...y

i'm pretty sure y is spanish for "and."

Crim in all, and in sane.

hmmm,

now i just gotta figger out what Crim is.

It must mean learnedge,

so the Institution is for:

the learnedge in those of us in Sane.

that's what this place is all about i guess.

I kinda think i actually learn more

when i leave Sane.

because, if i never left Sane,

I wouldn't know what HappyNormal people act like

and that's verrry inportant stuffs

cuz all kinds of fun stuff can happen

if They think i'm a HappyNormal People too,

like, i even got some free food from someone!!

Just like as i was a puppypuppy.

Puppypuppys get free food,

just by being there.

They don't even gotta do ennything.

But if HappyNormal People think

that i'm a HappyNormal people too,

they don't run away

or look at me like there's a tapeworm in they head.

Tapeworms are funny,

they don't listen to The Monkey

like the other voices do.

So that's why i don't have a tapeworm.

So, whilst conversing about The Monkey,

i'll mention something

i remember once being axed,

"Where'd your moonkey [The Monkey] come from?"

and i never could really figger out what to say,

cuz The Monkey has for all i can tell

like,

always been around.

So maybe The Monkey is from like a carlot,

because all the tires there are around,

and i kinda think there are lotsa tires at carlots,

and since tires are around,

and The Monkey has always been around,

maybe that's where The Monkey came from.

But The Monkey sez i'm done

with this blog,

and for me to go get another doggy treat.

Puppypuppys got it made.

-atomicobra

Twenty-Ate: You Cannot Ignore Yourself

Okay.

So...okay.

I guess that's good advice.

Or, maybe it's not advice,

maybe it's a statement.
You...

cannot...

ignore...

yourself!!

OK.

"What do you think you're doing!?

(look! I spelled "you're" rightly!!

(not in the possessive way others would

(retards)

"...trying to ignore yourself??

"How many times do i have to tell you?

"You're NOT allowed to ignore yourself!!"

*slappety on the wrist!*

When your Self tells you something

you should listen.

My Self told me to make a blog.

Actually, The Monkey did.

But my Self tells me i should

obey The Monkey.

So, what The Monkey says

is prett

[hey, i wanna talk about something else now]

(Okay, you can talk about something else)

[Hey look!!

[I'm outside!!

[I wonder what I'm doing over there...

[oh well, I'm too busy doing this blog

[to go over there

[to see what I'm doing

How many things

are YOU doing right now??

Oh, i think maybe seven,

thanks for axing.

Do you pronounce "especially"
like, "eXpessally??"

[on the other side of that window.]

Whoa!!

Where'd "on the other side of the window"

just come from??!!!!!

oh yeah.

I seen my Self

outside out that window.

So...

my Self says i'm done

because The Monkey told my Self i'm done.

So, i guess i'm

goodbye!!!

-atomicobra

27: Conspiracies!!

I always try to skip

the FBI warning.

Stupid FBI.

I already memorized the whole thing!!

Why do they think

i need to see it again??

Cuz they want to desensitize us!!

Get us used to watching

whatever They want us to.

They always just only want

us to do what They want.

They don't want us to get Ideas,

but i knows WHY!!

it's so They can turns us into zombays!!

And i don't mean the BrainDead kind,

i mean the UndeadDead kind.

That's right!!

That's why They want

to control our health care.

So They can give "standard" inoculations,

that are actually diseasles!!

And you know what that diseasle is??

T Virus

Armageddon Virus

Krippin Virus

Rage Virus.

YES!!!

Them munkies killed off Brittan.

And The Media pretended

like it never even happened.

Stupid Media.

Soon enough The Virus will be stateside.

Then who can we thank?

Not The Media.

Not The Governments.

Not even me.

Um, well, maybe me.

Oh, wait, no...

you would thank The Governments

cuz they be the ones that done did it.

Well...but you wouldn't want to thank 'em,

would you??

I mean, for like turning us into Zombays?

But anyways,

so now i got a new Hobbie:

um,

"Getting Ready for When Them Zombays Come."

Cuz Them Zombays,

they will be a-comin!!

The Monkey says I'm done for now

Wait...but my The Monkey

doesn't have Rage!!

HE WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR THINKING THAT!!!!

-atomicobra

twnysx: Undercovers

Wellll, hellooo there.

I can't see you,

but i can feel you watching me!!

The Men in the White Coats are watching me too.

But i got away anyway.

So like, i found some chemicals

or medicine or something

in a lil bottle in my shoe

so i dranked it.

They thought i was having Happy Time

even tho they didn't give me The Shot.

So They thought i didn't need

rubber walls to bounce off of.

So They put me back

in the other room

without the rubber walls

and it's easier to sneak out of.

Then, so i got to sneak out!!

So i visited the world

of HappyNormal people.

And, using my skills

from People Watching,

i tricked them

into thinked

i was actually HappyNormal too!!

It was weird.

I am officially Undercovers.

I'm so good at pretending

to be a HappyNormal people.

But i still need more practice

so i don't have to focus so much

on pretending

so instead i can work on Ideas

and Random Exploits

whilst still being Undercovers!!

Being Undercovers is tricky

becuz ya gotta Multi-task

and you can't do everything

that the Voices say

becuz then you wouldn't be Undercovers

and you couldn't Manipulate 'em

to actually DO what the Voices want.

It's kinda confuserating,

becuz to DO what the Voices want

you have to be like,

patient.

Soooo...

I'ma go spy

on the Men in the White Coats some

and see what i can find out

that i'm not supposed to know.

It's nice knowing things

that you're not supposed to!!

-atomicobra

ZS: Well, That Didn't Work Like I Thought

Sooooo...

i guess i'm still here in my room.

So like, yeah.

Looks like i won't be spying

on The Men in the White Coats

right around now.

Or sneaking around
to where They don't think

it's possible for me to go.

I get these really nice rubber walls.

Buuuut...it's not too easy to get out.

So...

i'ma just bounce around off the walls.

-atomicobra

20four: Oh, Hi

so hi my name is atomicobra,

and this is my CrazyFun blog!

all kinds of AwesomeRandom stuffs can happen here!!

so, here i am in my

hi, my name is atomicobra,

all kinds of fun things happen

all the time

in my little world here.

let's see, i should do a blog.

oh!! i am. HappyGood.

yes, well, since i'm talking to you

since i'm talking to you to you totoseofjepse

welcomes to my world,

i'm atomicobra.

I bet you're wondewondwewondwer ownder

hi, i bet you're wondering who i am.

i sure am.

oh, i'm atomicobra.

hi, me.

i think one of the places i wasn't supposed to go

had some kind of reason

why They didn't want me in there.

So i should try going in there again

to find out what it was.

Spying on the Men in the White Coats

can be hard work.

But they didn't know i was spying on them.

And They didn't know i could sneak out

so They didn't expect me

to be able to go in those places

where i'm not supposed to be able to go.

I hads Them fooled!!

I even had a vaccine

for the Happy Time Shot.

So They thought i was having Happy Time.

I hate Happy Time,

it takes away all your fun

because it makes you all calm

and docile and all that horrible stuff.

So fun is fun,

and Happy Time isn't.

But then i sneakt out like i like to do

and i went explorerating

ANNNNND i think i was doing some

Watching The Men in the White Coats.

I switched it up on Them!!

Usually They watch US!

But They don't think they need to

when we're in Happy Time.

I wonder why i was where They didn't want me

I think i was on some kind of a secret mission

but i don't know what is was.

there was a place...

i should go see why They didn't want me there.

i'll let you know what happens when i gets

i'll let you know what happens when i get back.

oh, hi, welcommmmwelcome to my blog.

all kinds of fun and weird stuff happen here.

but i don't have anything to write about

so i

i willllllllll will talk to you laterer.

-atomicobra

Twenny3: I'm The One Watching Them Now

ok so here i am writing another blog.
i'm kinda exhausted
from my expeditions
into the World of HappyNormal People,
so ima take a break from Reality.
So here i sit in my Special Person Room
tryna figger out why They don't want me
to have Super Powers or Voices or anything CrazyFun.
They think they're making progress;
i got them fooled!!
They think they're the reason i've had a decrease in Super Powers!
When really, i've just been occupied
with all my Jobs and Exploits,
so i've been too amused to need Super Powers
to keep from being bored.
Sooooo, They haven't been Monitoring me as much,
so now i have more time for Random Exploits!
So after i decided to take a short break
from observing HappyNormal people,
i got a Random Exploit Idea:
i could spy on The Men in the White Coats!!
this is quite an adventure,
usually they're the ones spying on ME
with all their cameras and microphones! ha!
i got rid of the Cellphone They gave me!!
NOW they can't listen to me!
did you know They can remotely turn on
your Cellphone's microphone?
they only way to keep Them from doing it
is to take the battery out.
So i started taking everything out of the Cellphone,
but i couldn't decide how much i needed to take out,
so i just exploded it.
But They didn't realize why i got rid of my Cellphone,
i think they thought it was for some other reason.
Then again, i didn't really like the Cellphone anyway.
all of the Voices i called on it were mean Voices.
I like my own Voices better.
the ones on the Cellphone are weird,
and they don't understand me.
So...now that i'm the one Watching
The Men in The White Coats
i been finding out some Interesting stuffs,
like when the next Happy Time is.
So now i can plan
when to have the Happy Time Vaccine on hand -->
cuz you can't have it with you all the time,
or They'll find out about it.
So now i'll know when to have it ready.
Anyway, and also i find out other stuffs,
like Codes to Restricted Doors!!
They never expected me to figger out
how to get past those!!
Now i'm gonna be in all kinds of places
i'm not supposed to be!!


-atomicobra

22: Answering Questions Like a 5th Grader

so since i've been
*observing*
HappyNormal people,
i've noticed things they do
to supposedly keep "amused"
and i wonder,
how can they be amused by TV?!!
it's just a box.
sometimes it has something Intriguing,
but how can they spend most the day in front of it??
I'd rather open up the box and find something to blow up
than just look at it all day.
so anyway,
i heard Them talking about something on the TV
called "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader"
but from what i heard,
i don't think it answers the question at all.
cuz Fifth Grade Questions don't show whether you're smart,
they're made for Fifth Graders
to just repeat what they where told recently,
based on very limited generalizations.
it's quite Brainless.
Example:

"Which of these does NOT belong?"

and it has simple pictures of
a Horse
a Car
and a House.

now...you may say, "the Horse,
because it's Alive."

or, "the House,
because it doesn't move."

but then the "correct" answer
is the Car, because it has wheels.

Or, if the pictures are colored,
that is what determines the answer.
It doesn't matter which is which,
but one is Red, or Blue, or Green.
Since Triangles are Red,
Circles are Blue,
and Rectangles are Green,
the answer is "whichever one is Blue,
because circles don't have corners"

Now, That, is a better way to get an answer,
but it's still assuming something:
that the question refers to the pictures.
The Real Answer is "NOT,"
because it's all capitals.


-atomicobra

twenny1: Watching HappyNormal ppl Talk

so i've been people watching,
and i've come to an conclusion:
HappyNormal People are weird.
And sometimes confusing.
Like, yesterday i noticed something odd.
but before i say what i noticed
maybe i'll explain the Basics.
oh! and i'll say the odd things i noticed
when i explain the step they're associated with.
(yay) that works.

These following steps are involved in Communicating
#1: Greeting -- They say something and acknowledge
the other's existance.
Examples: "hi, how are you?"
"Hi!! omigoshhowARRyou?"
"My maan!"
"Yooo."
"hey ____"
-I think the word following "hey"
refers to the other person.
sometimes it varies, like "John" or "Trish,"
but lots of the time it's something generic,
like "dude," "man," "buddie," or "whatsup."

Odd Note: this is usually done while looking at each other and after making eye contact


#2: Touch -- Often, they touch each other in some way,
usually emphasizing grabbing hands.
Examples: grabbing hands, then shaking up and down
slapping hands
punching hands
grabbing hands, then bumping chests, and patting back
wrapping arms around the other person
nodding heads; sometimes down, but sometimes up and tilted
-sometimes instead of just grabbing hands,
something weird is done with the fingers or something,
like snapping, or grabbing differently, or rubbing, or scratching, or twiddling

Odd Note: oh, occasionally they bump faces.


#3: Generic Phrases -- this shows the other person
that the speaker cares about them,
while actually in their mind they may not.
Examples: "how's the family?" (sometimes more specific)
"it's been like so long" (or other references to passage of time)
"how's it been at [some job or activity]"
-basically, anything boring about something that isn't present.
Sometimes, tho, it's about something
that you can actually see!
Example: "That sweater is soo cute" (or other comments
about the appearance of the other person)
these may be my favorite,
except when they're about the weather.
like, "the weather's soo unpredictable" (followed by a dissussion about it)
or, when someone can't think of anything worth saying,
they just say "the weather's nice."



#5: Business (optional) -- the real reason
they decided to talk, if any.
it's usually brought up
by the first person to perform the Greeting.
Examples: "hey i was wondering if you knew _____"
"so did you [do] _____"
"so ____"
hey, _____"

Odd Note: i noticed a very weird trend:
seems like, Questions that HappyNormal people ask
actually have specific answers that someone may or may not know!!
why don't they just let The Voices make up the Answers??
The Voices always make up answers for my questions.


OK, i'm done for today.
the Monkey sez Go Awaay and stop reading,
cuz there isn't anything else to READ.
until my next post.
but this one is DONE.
aauuuuuggh! the Leprechaun and PumpkinHead
are screaming that i need to MOVE and DO something
cuz this blog is TYPING and BORING to the Leprechaun
(who doesn't Like you anyway)
aannnd the PumkinHead, who does Like you,
but wants to go do something else now anyway.
The Monkey sez Stop.



-atomicobra

20: Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today

Yesterday is Tomorrows' Today.
wait...how?
becaaaause...
i made a Time Machine yesterday.
and time travel is only possible
as far back into the past
as the First Time Machine.
So, i saw myself yesterday.
Myself told me something.
Myself told me i made a Blog today.
so i sed,
"How can Myself have made a blog during Tomorrow?
"If Myself made it Tomorrow, why is Myself here?
"Today is Yesterday for Myself."

Then Myself told me,
"Yesterday is Tomorrow's Today now!"

so i goes like,
"i thought Today was Tomorrows Yesterday...
so Today's your Today now?"

then Myslef sez,
"No, Yesterday is"

I sez,
"your Yesterday is Today Today,

"it is now!"

...so after we got THAT figgered out,
i axed Myself how Tomorrow was.
Myself sed,

"Tomorrow was Good."


-atomicobra

nineteeen: Some of The Voices' Names

ok i'm back in my world.
i went away to visit Reality for awhile,
but it's not Fun.
So i've been calling for the Voices to come back
and they came, yay,
so now i gots a way to keep amused,
cuz the Voices tell me alll kinds of interesting stuffs.
Sometimes too they give me Ideas,
and that keeps me busy when i'm bored.
Like i am right now.

Ice Iggy is one of The Voices.
He mostly just screams.

And of course, there's The Lil Munsters!!
They sing "lah wa wa wah wa wa waaaaaaah!!"
"i am a munster! huh hyuaah!"

The Pumpkin-Head is another one of The Voices.
He's amused when noone else is.

Let's see...oh yeah, and Handguy.
He's a Simplehead.

And there's Skully.
He's CrazyHyper.

And also there's The Snakes
There are several of them.

Annnd of course there's The Leprecon.
He likes fire.

And um, there's CinemaBrain.
He just sez all kinds of movie quotes.
"I like this job!"

And, MyMusic.
I'm not sure if MyMusic is a voice,
but it's always goin even if there's no Radio.
I think maybe the Radio doesn't make any Noize,
it only tells MyMusic what to sing.
i don't really know...

And then there's lotsa random other ones.
Sometimes they have Special Names and sometimes the don't.

THE MONKEY ISN'T ONE OF THE VOICES!!!
The Monky sez that's enuf!!
This Blog is Done

-atomicobra

18: Pretending to be HappyNormal

So because The Men in the White Coats
don't like me to have Super Powers or The Voices,
i decided to try out something new i figured out
with the Happy Time Vaccine.
I been experimenting again, and i figgered out a Way
to not only stop Happy Time,
bbut also make it look like i didin't!!!
So even tho i look Happy Timed, i can still get Ideas!
So i gots a new IdeaPlan:
i'll pretend i'm HappyNormal,
and then Respectably Normal People will like me,
so then i can manipulate them to do what The Voices want!!
i haven't figgered out how to go about this of course,
cuz even tho i can look calm and Normal,
i still need to know how to act Normal.
Soooooooo, i gots a new Hobby:
People Watching!!!
This is a very exciting activity.
You watch Normal People,
then when you know enuf,
you can pretend to be one!
I'ma report back on my endeavors;
I can't wait to get started!!

-atomicobra

Sevwenteen: oh! i'm not dead

yepp!!
if anyone actually reads this post
besides me
and the squirrel-faces and leprecons
then i's just wants to say i'm soorrrrryyy
i haven't posted in forever EVEN tho i'm not Dead.
So if you were wondering if i was Dead,
and that was the reason i wasn't talking,
then i'm sorry to disappoint.
I just...get discouraged when noone but the Voices respond,
and they respond even if i don't write this.
But i watched Hellboy II, and had an Epiphany:
it doesn't matter what everyone thinks of me;
i should just do what i do anyway.
So i'ma try to post fairly regularly again,
even if it is just a Short Post.

...I know The Leprecon doesn't really like you,
but that doesn't mean i can't talk to you.
oh yeah...by the way, The Pumpkin Head does like you.
:)
That should make you HappyHappy.
OK well...The Monkey sez it's Bye Time,
cuz i don't have anything else worth sayin.
so BYE!!!


-atomicobra