20: Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today

Yesterday is Tomorrows' Today.
wait...how?
becaaaause...
i made a Time Machine yesterday.
and time travel is only possible
as far back into the past
as the First Time Machine.
So, i saw myself yesterday.
Myself told me something.
Myself told me i made a Blog today.
so i sed,
"How can Myself have made a blog during Tomorrow?
"If Myself made it Tomorrow, why is Myself here?
"Today is Yesterday for Myself."

Then Myself told me,
"Yesterday is Tomorrow's Today now!"

so i goes like,
"i thought Today was Tomorrows Yesterday...
so Today's your Today now?"

then Myslef sez,
"No, Yesterday is"

I sez,
"your Yesterday is Today Today,

"it is now!"

...so after we got THAT figgered out,
i axed Myself how Tomorrow was.
Myself sed,

"Tomorrow was Good."


-atomicobra

nineteeen: Some of The Voices' Names

ok i'm back in my world.
i went away to visit Reality for awhile,
but it's not Fun.
So i've been calling for the Voices to come back
and they came, yay,
so now i gots a way to keep amused,
cuz the Voices tell me alll kinds of interesting stuffs.
Sometimes too they give me Ideas,
and that keeps me busy when i'm bored.
Like i am right now.

Ice Iggy is one of The Voices.
He mostly just screams.

And of course, there's The Lil Munsters!!
They sing "lah wa wa wah wa wa waaaaaaah!!"
"i am a munster! huh hyuaah!"

The Pumpkin-Head is another one of The Voices.
He's amused when noone else is.

Let's see...oh yeah, and Handguy.
He's a Simplehead.

And there's Skully.
He's CrazyHyper.

And also there's The Snakes
There are several of them.

Annnd of course there's The Leprecon.
He likes fire.

And um, there's CinemaBrain.
He just sez all kinds of movie quotes.
"I like this job!"

And, MyMusic.
I'm not sure if MyMusic is a voice,
but it's always goin even if there's no Radio.
I think maybe the Radio doesn't make any Noize,
it only tells MyMusic what to sing.
i don't really know...

And then there's lotsa random other ones.
Sometimes they have Special Names and sometimes the don't.

THE MONKEY ISN'T ONE OF THE VOICES!!!
The Monky sez that's enuf!!
This Blog is Done

-atomicobra

18: Pretending to be HappyNormal

So because The Men in the White Coats
don't like me to have Super Powers or The Voices,
i decided to try out something new i figured out
with the Happy Time Vaccine.
I been experimenting again, and i figgered out a Way
to not only stop Happy Time,
bbut also make it look like i didin't!!!
So even tho i look Happy Timed, i can still get Ideas!
So i gots a new IdeaPlan:
i'll pretend i'm HappyNormal,
and then Respectably Normal People will like me,
so then i can manipulate them to do what The Voices want!!
i haven't figgered out how to go about this of course,
cuz even tho i can look calm and Normal,
i still need to know how to act Normal.
Soooooooo, i gots a new Hobby:
People Watching!!!
This is a very exciting activity.
You watch Normal People,
then when you know enuf,
you can pretend to be one!
I'ma report back on my endeavors;
I can't wait to get started!!

-atomicobra

Sevwenteen: oh! i'm not dead

yepp!!
if anyone actually reads this post
besides me
and the squirrel-faces and leprecons
then i's just wants to say i'm soorrrrryyy
i haven't posted in forever EVEN tho i'm not Dead.
So if you were wondering if i was Dead,
and that was the reason i wasn't talking,
then i'm sorry to disappoint.
I just...get discouraged when noone but the Voices respond,
and they respond even if i don't write this.
But i watched Hellboy II, and had an Epiphany:
it doesn't matter what everyone thinks of me;
i should just do what i do anyway.
So i'ma try to post fairly regularly again,
even if it is just a Short Post.

...I know The Leprecon doesn't really like you,
but that doesn't mean i can't talk to you.
oh yeah...by the way, The Pumpkin Head does like you.
:)
That should make you HappyHappy.
OK well...The Monkey sez it's Bye Time,
cuz i don't have anything else worth sayin.
so BYE!!!


-atomicobra

S!xTeEn: un-Endorsed skills

i figgered something out:
The Happy Time Vaccine -->
not only let's us keep our Ideas,
but it actually gives us extra Ideas!!!
I guess that's one reason why we have so much fun.
So during that time,
(of extra Ideas)
i got a Random-Exploit Idea:
i can brush up on my Advanced Combat Skills!!
It has nothing to do with any of the Establishment's Official Programs,
and it isn't endorsed by the Establishment either--
it's something that a fellow Student i met taught me.
Anyway, it's a very complex technique, but i'll try to describe it.
(I would worry about people reading this and using it against me,
but i utterly doubt anyone could actually do it
without being shown and tutored like i was)
So...here goes:
1: bend the knees slightly,
2: and face the victim
3: moisten lips
4: protrude tongue from lips
5: fill cheeks with air
6: force air out while lips are puckered around tongue,
making a "Raspberry" noise.
7: for added power, stick thumbs in ears and wiggle fingers around.

I tried this on several vicitims,
and it left them totally immobilized with sobs!
I've been challanged to fight several fights,
and each time i've been victorious!
I'm so glad i gots an effective self-defense skill.
But that's not even one of the more advanced techniques,
i knows several more, for in case the ememy's
really determined to fight.
One of the more advanced moves is called Gargalesis,
also known as Tickling--
it employs several "ticklish points,"
which when skillfully manipulated render the enemy defenseless.
...Guess there are other advanced techniques,
but they shall remain secret for the moment.

i'll catch y'all later.

-atomicobra

FIFTeN: Stopping Happy Time

HAPPPPPPY TIME!!!!
so i sneak into the chemical closet-lab-whateveryoucalltheplacethechemicalsare
and i've been experimenting with them.
At first i just went there to get H₂O₂
to bleach my hair, but also i got sidetracked
by trying to find the catalist for breaking H₂O₂ down
into water and oxygen -->
cuz it would've been a good addition to my light-show chemicals
like the hydrogen, and sodium hydroxide & tetrachloroethylene
Then i kept getting distracted
by diferent things to do with the chemicals.
so one day when i was playing around with the chemicals,
(around when i joined the Food Delivering group)-->
i concocted a genius plan
to STOP Happy Time!!
it took a lotsa of testing
and a few pretty light shows accompanied by Loudloud noises
but when i came to,
i found out that one of the concoctions
was a possible candadate
(i dont know how to spell it, but you know,
it's like hillary and obabama and al gore and arnold schwarzenegger)
FOR...counteracting the Happy Shot!!!!
So now Happy Time lasts only a coupla minutes,
and then it's OVER!!!
So then i started having allll kinds of fun!
Then i told some others about it,
and...
now we ALL haves aallll kinds of crazyfun!!!
at least, those of us who joined
the No More Happy Time for Us group.
Some people react differently to the vaccine tho,
so we had some weirdfun stuff happen.
Anyway, so it's easy to sneak around and explore now,
cuz Happy Time is s'posed to stop us
from getting Ideas,
but The Men in the White Coats don't know
about the Happy Time Vaccine.
So now that we aren't affected by Happy Time,
we founds out that the Happy Time area
is actually pretty interesting.
There's all kinds of fun stuff we can do,
cuz they didn't plan on us being able to get Ideas.
Oh yeah, one other thing:
we can't skip Happy Time every time,
cuz we can't produce enough of the vaccine for that.
so we havta schedule when everyone gets to have the vaccine.
Tomorrow is one of my days to have it (!!!!!)
and we gots some fuuuun endeavers planned!!!
anyway, the Monkey said for me to say alot in this post,
but i think i've said all i can really think of to say right now
about the No More Happy Time for Us Group,
so i guess i'll go ahead and...
say BYE BYE EeeeeeeehhhhV-ERY-BUDDEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


-atomicobra

four-teen: my jobs

so now i gots a job
during when Nap Time and Happy Time
are s'posed to be.
i'll start be talkin bout the Nap Time job.
so earlier i mentioned that
we do stuff when we sneak out during Nap Time
and we have fun. --> -->
so i'll tell you bout some of our exploits.
we've formed kinda a group
where we do a real public service:
we feed the needy inhabitants of the Outside World--
the squirrels, wabbits, burdys, and other wild ananimals.
So we gather together and join forces
and deliver the food from the kitchen.
But then we came across a problem:
the Head Cook caught us taking the food.
but he was really nice to clarify what food we're allowed to take.
He sed we can oooonnly take the food that's in the plastic cylinder bins.
So now there's a new job in addition to Deliverer:
Food Preparer. What they do is
move the food from the fridge and cabinets
to the bins, and then it's ready to go out.
They havta do it fast tho,
or they get caught.
It's a contant effort to get the food out in time;
before we gets seen,
cuz the Head Cooks get mad when we go slow
and don't get it done before they get back.
We had lotsa people fired
cuz they didn't finish Preparing the food in time.
(of course they usually come back to work again later)
Some days i'm a Preparer, but usually i'm a Deliverer,
and i've been working since the start of summer.
I guess i'll have some stories
'bout that job later on.

NOW i'll talk about-
the Monkey sez i should
talk 'bout my other job later,
so i'll just say that it has to do
with me figuring out a way to stop
Happpy Time, even tho they still
give you the shot.
i'm quite proud of myself;
it took a longlong time figgering out
and experimenting and surreptitiousness
to accomplish it.
I g2g,
i hope the Monkey will lemme post again soon.
so byebyebyebye guys!!!

-atomicobra