Five: Questions wanted!!!

I don't got anything to write about but i will anyway.
The only exciting thing i did today
was doze off thru most of Obey-ing Rules and Authority.
Anyway--something i'd like to do is answer questions.
I know i don't likely got any audience yet,
but ask me anything,
and when i got enough i'll post an answer blog.
But i'll go ahead and do one i'm sure you'll wanna ask:

Question:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
A woodchuck could chuck a cord of wood
IF that woodchuck could chuck wood.
duh.

Next question my psychic abilities tell me you want answered:
Q:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
A:
The peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
were, by Peter Piper's Pech brother Peck
puked by the pike near Pike's Peak,
then picked up by backpacking Pack Packrat

who, picking up the peck of puked pickled peppers,
packed them in their backpacks and dufflesacks
and pocketed the pickled peppers that passed
thru the cracks of the dufflesacks and backpacks

then Pack Packrat, with the peck of pickled peppers,
(puked up by Peter Piper's Pech brother Peck)
backpacked down the pike near Pike's Peak,
and the puked-up pickled peppers were picked

as the prized pickiest-person-pleasing peckings--
and that's what became of the pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

(i created all the answers myself!!!)


-AtomiCobra