27: Conspiracies!!

I always try to skip

the FBI warning.

Stupid FBI.

I already memorized the whole thing!!

Why do they think

i need to see it again??

Cuz they want to desensitize us!!

Get us used to watching

whatever They want us to.

They always just only want

us to do what They want.

They don't want us to get Ideas,

but i knows WHY!!

it's so They can turns us into zombays!!

And i don't mean the BrainDead kind,

i mean the UndeadDead kind.

That's right!!

That's why They want

to control our health care.

So They can give "standard" inoculations,

that are actually diseasles!!

And you know what that diseasle is??

T Virus

Armageddon Virus

Krippin Virus

Rage Virus.

YES!!!

Them munkies killed off Brittan.

And The Media pretended

like it never even happened.

Stupid Media.

Soon enough The Virus will be stateside.

Then who can we thank?

Not The Media.

Not The Governments.

Not even me.

Um, well, maybe me.

Oh, wait, no...

you would thank The Governments

cuz they be the ones that done did it.

Well...but you wouldn't want to thank 'em,

would you??

I mean, for like turning us into Zombays?

But anyways,

so now i got a new Hobbie:

um,

"Getting Ready for When Them Zombays Come."

Cuz Them Zombays,

they will be a-comin!!

The Monkey says I'm done for now

Wait...but my The Monkey

doesn't have Rage!!

HE WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR THINKING THAT!!!!

-atomicobra

twnysx: Undercovers

Wellll, hellooo there.

I can't see you,

but i can feel you watching me!!

The Men in the White Coats are watching me too.

But i got away anyway.

So like, i found some chemicals

or medicine or something

in a lil bottle in my shoe

so i dranked it.

They thought i was having Happy Time

even tho they didn't give me The Shot.

So They thought i didn't need

rubber walls to bounce off of.

So They put me back

in the other room

without the rubber walls

and it's easier to sneak out of.

Then, so i got to sneak out!!

So i visited the world

of HappyNormal people.

And, using my skills

from People Watching,

i tricked them

into thinked

i was actually HappyNormal too!!

It was weird.

I am officially Undercovers.

I'm so good at pretending

to be a HappyNormal people.

But i still need more practice

so i don't have to focus so much

on pretending

so instead i can work on Ideas

and Random Exploits

whilst still being Undercovers!!

Being Undercovers is tricky

becuz ya gotta Multi-task

and you can't do everything

that the Voices say

becuz then you wouldn't be Undercovers

and you couldn't Manipulate 'em

to actually DO what the Voices want.

It's kinda confuserating,

becuz to DO what the Voices want

you have to be like,

patient.

Soooo...

I'ma go spy

on the Men in the White Coats some

and see what i can find out

that i'm not supposed to know.

It's nice knowing things

that you're not supposed to!!

-atomicobra

ZS: Well, That Didn't Work Like I Thought

Sooooo...

i guess i'm still here in my room.

So like, yeah.

Looks like i won't be spying

on The Men in the White Coats

right around now.

Or sneaking around
to where They don't think

it's possible for me to go.

I get these really nice rubber walls.

Buuuut...it's not too easy to get out.

So...

i'ma just bounce around off the walls.

-atomicobra

20four: Oh, Hi

so hi my name is atomicobra,

and this is my CrazyFun blog!

all kinds of AwesomeRandom stuffs can happen here!!

so, here i am in my

hi, my name is atomicobra,

all kinds of fun things happen

all the time

in my little world here.

let's see, i should do a blog.

oh!! i am. HappyGood.

yes, well, since i'm talking to you

since i'm talking to you to you totoseofjepse

welcomes to my world,

i'm atomicobra.

I bet you're wondewondwewondwer ownder

hi, i bet you're wondering who i am.

i sure am.

oh, i'm atomicobra.

hi, me.

i think one of the places i wasn't supposed to go

had some kind of reason

why They didn't want me in there.

So i should try going in there again

to find out what it was.

Spying on the Men in the White Coats

can be hard work.

But they didn't know i was spying on them.

And They didn't know i could sneak out

so They didn't expect me

to be able to go in those places

where i'm not supposed to be able to go.

I hads Them fooled!!

I even had a vaccine

for the Happy Time Shot.

So They thought i was having Happy Time.

I hate Happy Time,

it takes away all your fun

because it makes you all calm

and docile and all that horrible stuff.

So fun is fun,

and Happy Time isn't.

But then i sneakt out like i like to do

and i went explorerating

ANNNNND i think i was doing some

Watching The Men in the White Coats.

I switched it up on Them!!

Usually They watch US!

But They don't think they need to

when we're in Happy Time.

I wonder why i was where They didn't want me

I think i was on some kind of a secret mission

but i don't know what is was.

there was a place...

i should go see why They didn't want me there.

i'll let you know what happens when i gets

i'll let you know what happens when i get back.

oh, hi, welcommmmwelcome to my blog.

all kinds of fun and weird stuff happen here.

but i don't have anything to write about

so i

i willllllllll will talk to you laterer.

-atomicobra